Ellie Fahs

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

I sweep daily to do rodent feces inventory. The amount today was the lowest it's been yet and I was so excited I took a picture. #glamour

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

The blunders of youth are preferable to the success of old age. -Disraeli

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Do bats, mice, rats, snakes, lizards and cockroaches the size of my thumb count as "vibrant night life"? #PeaceCorps

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Hell yea im retweeting this! Training is DIFFICULT!!! https://t.co/GooA5Eb11V

[Ginny Fahs @ginnyfahs]

Little Fahs just swore into the @PeaceCorps in Mozambique. I wish she knew how much she inspires me - yep, you @Wizard_of_Fahs.

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

The country I move to in 15 days speaks Portuguese. Just learned the word for "he" is "ele," pronounced "ellie"-This'll be a fun 2 years!

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Concept created by a girl who is currently trying to do her make up in an open air keep going down the highway because I am bad at planning

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Idea: extreme hair and make up reality show. Akin to cooking shows where the chefs have to cook in abnormal circumstances.

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

Yes, I see corruption and pain. But I also see clear-eyed young people, learning about these issues from all angles, bettering the future.

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Let's keep our beautiful world green - Happy St Patrick's Day🌿🍃

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Caring for others is the best way to fulfil our own interests. We are social animals; we need to be warm-hearted and to take care of others.

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Living in the sorority house..... https://t.co/zLqWHURVVx

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Phrases that don't mean anything:
1 here we are
2 I didn't come to lose
3 it is what it is
#NoShitShirlock

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Million dollar idea: dating app for maximum security prisoners. Call it "Guantanamo Bae"

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

This is adorable. But how on earth did these two get together? https://t.co/BiSKJX4Pxu

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

I parked my car.

A girl got in and said "my app is way off! it said you were 2 mins away."

Nah girl. You just got into a strangers car.

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

Today I greeted a table by saying, "hi my name is el-bee, I'll lee your server." #el-bee

[Ellie Fahs @Wizard_of_Fahs]

I just burped so loud that I woke up my dog. #ShesALady