Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs)

Crypto tax is not a mystery to us! From 'Tax'achusetts we are full services CPA firm for indiv.-corp-trust-fam.wealth grps-nonprofit,etc..daily-wkly-mo. closing

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

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[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

Well, we can help people preparing their tax returns even if they disagree with those "monarchs";)

[Dan Proft @DanProft]

There is no more powerful, legitimate political weapon than well-executed ridicule.

This brilliant dude should take his act from Durham, NH, to every state legislature and town council in the country that behaves similarly. I could keep his schedule booked for years in Illinois alone.

[Jon Brooks @jonbrooks]

When your real estate friend says: “I haven’t paid taxes in 4 years.”

You think "oh wow this person must have a great CPA and a ton of tax deductions"

Then they say: “No… I just didn’t pay.”

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@jonbrooks Don't be that real estate friend:)

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@AccountingToday 124,000 openings a year? Sounds like a great time to be a retiring Boomer CPA… and a terrible time to be the Gen Z kid who thinks 'work-life balance' means logging off at 4:59 PM on April 14th :)

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

Hey folks! Don’t let the 1099 deadline sneak up like a bad ex at tax time. If you paid contractors $600+ in 2025, 1099-NEC forms are due February 2, 2026 (since January 31 falls on a Saturday).

For 1099-MISC, recipient copies are also due February 2. IRS filing is due March 2, 2026 if filing by paper (Feb 28 is a Saturday), or March 31, 2026 if filing electronically.

Tip: Gather W-9 early - avoid the "Whoops, wrong address!" panic! Tip: Use software to track payments; it's like having a robot sidekick minus the rebellion. Stressed? Contact us at [email protected] for magical accounting help! #TaxHumor #1099Deadline

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@ryantyre @_nativeamerica Damn

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@_nativeamerica I don’t speak for you; and you don’t speak for me. Is that American enough for you?

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@RobertMSterling Hmong community has better food?

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@Sarahhuniverse US could send Marines, but unleashing Kristi Noem is all that’s needed to take out dog sled teams

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@OJoelsen Sit this one out. It’s North American supremacy over Europe. We have cookies and big bags of money

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@MaMoMVPY Tampon flag

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@ogbame_justus @DefiantLs It’s mostly suburban white women. And they’re boring, too.

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@Milajoy I’m here for the ratio

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@RepTedLieu 🤔 they are not allegations, but accusations with evidence.

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@MbarkCherguia A ditch

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@DefiantLs Good luck with that. You could’ve done another feed the [blank] project. But war-ing with US is a better idea?

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@AJzPraze @glenn_tunes That picture is from Norway

https://t.co/WZi9ZPadma

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@tedlieu @WhiteHouse @SecRubio It’s been one week. And all you ever do is complain

[Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs) @WizardofGoz55]

@HistorianUSA1 At least I raise winners