FT 1-0 to Abertysswg. The Wizards will be bitterly disappointed with the result, especially after a number of missed opportunities. Onto bigger, better things now..... the wonky bar! #uppawizards
The Abertysswg 6 isn't the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. The ref has given him his marching orders for a second yellow card offense. Still 1-0 to Abertysswg #uppawizards
Goal to Abertysswg from a penalty! and a red card for the Wizards. The crowd are furious with the decision and want to know why VAR wasn't used. 1-0 to Abertysswg #uppawizards
It's that time of the game where it's roughly half way through, also known as half time. The score is still 0-0 with both teams being wasteful. Who will go on to cement their place in the history books? My money's on the team that scores more goals in the second half #uppawizards
No scores yet but if want to get a feel for the game go to your condiment cupboard and stare at the ketchup. This is one saucy game of football. #uppawizards 🧙🏽♂️
The tension... rising
The excitement... rising
The temperature...rising
My penis...rising
My eyebrows...rising
The scene is set for a game that's guaranteed to be tighter than a duck's arsehole. The @TheRealWizards1 take on Abertysswg in the SwanEns cup final #uppawizards 🧙🏿♂️ 🦆
Ever heard of the Swan Ens cup?..... Us neither but we've got to the final so you know it's important. Pundits are already describing this cup final as the true champions league final so get to Ebbw Vale 3G this Sunday, 2pm KO #bringawand#uppawizards
FT In a game that had something for everyone, drama, comedy, violence and nudity courtesy of the Bedlinog bench. Unfortunately @TheRealWizards1 come second best and take their first loss of the season. Wizards 3-4 Bedlinog. #uppawizards
GOAL!!! Captain and all round cool dude @dafydd28 hits the sweet spot so well he has diabetes now and the ball rockets into the top corner. @TheRealWizards1 3-2 Bedlinog
HT is upon us and @TheRealWizards1 could do with a spell of mountain climbing, as they have a mountain to climb in this second half. Wizards 0-2 Bedlinog
Goal! Bedlinog are harnessing their inner @TeamKhabib with the amount of blows they are dealing to @TheRealWizards1 and they steal another early on. Wizards 2-0 Bedlinog.
Goal! @TheRealWizards1 get dealt an early blow, and not the good kind as a powerful shot is rebounded and pounced upon by the Bedlinog striker. @TheRealWizards1 0-1 Bedlinog.