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DUK Challenge Event Executive | Shakespeare's Globe/KCL Shakespeare Studies Grad (MA) | QMUL (BA) | Curlew 🚣‍♀️| 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | she/her | All views my own ✌

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

@PureGym you won't let me upgrade my gym and I'm told to contact member services but there's only an email? I don't want to have to pay extortionate amounts for a day pass when I just want to upgrade my gym access (I already have plus membership). Help pls.

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

Hi @WEHORR. On Web search, it says entries for wehorr open today (10th) but nothing on BROE?

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

If I didn't think the govt were stupid enough, they plan to be sending around a test SMS alert on the day of the largest mass participation running event in the UK. In the capital.

Great. Not going to cause undue panic to anyone who doesn't know.
@GOVUK @LondonMarathon

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

I know it's Love Island, but this women's cocktail chat has failed the Bechdel test on so many levels and it's a borreeee #loveisland

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

The ladies >>>>>>>>>>>>> the boys (apart from Shaq obvs) #loveisland

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

Da fukk

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

The fact Miley posted Times Square NYC, Toronto and … Cardiff is sending me

[taha @KhanStopMe]

if a genie granted me 3 wishes i would wish for shakespeare to watch gnomeo & juliet

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

Nothing says 'Welcome to your late twenties' like my Instagram feed rn 💍everyone and their cat is getting engaged 😳

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Claudia Winkleman could write Macbeth but William Shakespeare could NEVER have written Hannah finally realising Wilf was a traitor and turning on him at the last minute
#TheTraitors

[jack rem @jackremmington]

This is literally the best TV show I have ever seen. There’s no point in making any more telly ever again after this #TheTraitors

[Adam Robson @adammarkrobson]

give it the BAFTA, give it the Emmy, give it the Oscar, give it the Sound of 2023, give it the Smash Winners Poll Winners Party award, give it Rear of the Year, give it a Damehood, let it go on strike and get a 75% payrise, give it everything it deserves 😍🤩 #TheTraitors

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

amanda’s perfect game being ruined by a man #thetraitors https://t.co/e0dsLP3Bsq

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

Please excuse me as I enter a 10 day period of mourning over the loss of our Queen #TheTraitors

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

Thirst Tweet for Matt #TheTraitorsUK

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

Literally the only thing I've been saying for weeks now.

[Wizzy Heap @Wizzabelle]

But... Qatar

[Dementia UK @DementiaUK]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT...we're an official charity partner for the London Landmarks Skyscraper challenge! 🏙️ Apply for a place today to be the first to take on this unique, once in a lifetime event. Are you up for the challenge?

Apply here 👉 https://t.co/LxGVEdhnG3

@SkyscraperChall

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

We are the daughters of the tickets you couldn’t master