Marc Swank

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

A gorgeous brunette was in love with one of my buddies in college. He blew her off one time and I asked, “dude, she’s a smokeshow and she’s into you. What’s the deal?”
He said, “She has fat girl arms.”
Anyway, I think he and his husband live in Vermont now.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@TradesTrey @cvpayne Preach! @cvpayne

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

AMC Stock & GME Stock Poised For MOASS/SQUEEZE. THERE IS NO GOING BACK ... https://t.co/ZQWVVXy8U8 via @YouTube

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@creativecloud @Adobe @creativecloud Oh... and the chat support function is available only when you're logged in. No help when it's a log in bug. Awesome job x2. @adobe.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@creativecloud Your lack of weekend support combined with a two factor authentication bug means I won't get my work done this weekend. Awesome job. @adobe.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@MarcSamJewelers you have a typo on the location slide of your theater advertising in the grapevine parkway address.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@Ask_Spectrum I'm on day 2 of internet outage... help?

[Kris Lilley @kris_lilley]

Emergency alert in Hurst going off? What’s up right now.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Back to school with a Percy twist. @camphalfblood

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@SouthwestAir Finally made it home (on AA) after you cancelled my return flight. I can't get through to get a refund. Help.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Thank you, Benedict at AT&T cust svc in Philippines. You solved the problem instead of telling me what couldn't be done. #att

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

The Diane Rehm appearance on the Musers made me want to make a pledge. #dfwticket #gordonkeith

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Enjoying @MysteryShow Brittany episode. @StarleeKine makes customer service calls interesting.

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

The whiny kid at Starbucks is doing an amazing Mushmouth Thomas impersonation. #gordonkeith #dfwticket

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

@DaronNefcy #StarVsTheForcesOfEvil Daughter is your BIGGEST fan. She's creating art to fill void. Season 2 Please!

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Ellie Golding needs new backup singers #NFLKickoff

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Donovan is like Cowbell! More Donovan! @GreatDonovan @dfwticket

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Cyber all is coming! #shakejoint #dfwticket

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

Sleepy board op alert! #dfwticket

[Marc Swank @Wmswank]

How about communicating with the airport before making me walk a mile back to the closer bag claim. #tiredfeet @AmericanAir