Wayne Newnes

Father to the most beautiful girl in the world. Chef. Rock n Roll fan. Love to travel. I intend to see as much of the world as I can while I’m here.

[Wayne Newnes @Wnewnes]

@lil_doza Good! Keep it up. Fucking disgusting animals.

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@UKLabour why don’t you just do yourselves and the whole country a favour and leave??

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My5 TV - Watch Live TV, Stream Episodes, Films and more https://t.co/YYpQUs9csV

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@BBCNews this is tonight’s top news. Really?? I couldn’t care less.
Oasis are reforming. How about reporting that? 🤡

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Benidorm 2024 #rentadwarf #itsnotpantomimeseason
@rickygervais @Peter_Dinklage

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@rickygervais I’m bringing my best friend to the gig tonight all the way from Australia. Can’t wait!#armageddon #manchester

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@rickygervais bravo! Absolutely brilliant tonight! Better than #supernature which I thought was impossible. #Armageddon

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@O2ApolloManc what time is @rickygervais on stage tonight??

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@RadioX @Johnnyvaughan The old Standish Stand Off. When 3 cars approach the junctions of a mini roundabout at the same time and nobody knows who should pull out first. #mexicanhandbags

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@piersmorgan Back when you could say things without people kicking off about history and their ancestors. Those were the days @piersmorgan

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@RadioX @ChrisMoyles fat finger moment (5) syllables #KOL

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@RadioX @tobytarrant Death in Vegas ft @liamgallagher Scorpio Rising #therequesthour

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@FreeSports_TV what’s going on with your coverage of the pool today? Absolute shambles.

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@RadioX @tobytarrant sod the other 3, just buzzing he’s playing Kate Bush - running up that hill. Can’t beat a bit of Katrina Minge! #thebestofbritish

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@TheBoltonNews @BorisJohnson #localbusiness #shoplocal

[John Green @J_P_Green]

Well done Tracy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#TheOnlyWayIsMelts

[Wayne Newnes @Wnewnes]

@virgingames why do most of the slot games have the sound distorted? Surely you should have fixed this by now.

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@RadioX @tobytarrant 1 - @robbiewilliams - Angels. 2 - @robbiewilliams - Candy. 3 - @robbiewilliams - Feel. 4 - @robbiewilliams - Millennium #bestofbritish

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Pints of lager c’mon Boris you wanker open the boozers ffs

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#OpenthePubs @BorisJohnson @piersmorgan

[Wayne Newnes @Wnewnes]

@BorisJohnson @piersmorgan the past few days have said it all. One rule for some, not one rule for all. The roads are as busy as ever. Retail parks are jam packed. The people have given up on the lockdown. Now open the pubs, I’m gagging for a pint. 🍺