Banana 🍌

hello I have arrived (she/her) #BLM

[Banana 🍌 @WoahHannah]

Life is crazy, but at least you get snacks

[Banana 🍌 @WoahHannah]

This is why I check the alleyways for furniture now

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@sr_sammiii That is TERRIFYING

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You can tell when the seasonal depression hits bc you log onto Animal Crossing on a Saturday and 4 of your friends are online redoing their islands

[Banana 🍌 @WoahHannah]

But this is nice

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I ordered a slice of pizza and the guy says to me, “I’ll cut it up into bite sized pieces for you. I’ll be your daddy.”

EXCUSE ME

[Banana 🍌 @WoahHannah]

@yunggravy I’d like a ridiculous trophy for being in the top .5% thank you

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I’m confused as to how it’s not 9pm already

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Any single dads in Chicago willing to help me take a joke too far?

[rain @rainnney]

“it’s actually not called the windy city because of the the weather it’s the politicians” i say as a small gust of wind carries me six blocks down clark

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@jzux

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think g-rated insults hit so much harder like I swear to god if someone called me a fool I would cry myself to sleep

[Banana 🍌 @WoahHannah]

Log into animal crossing after a year and realize I can now go judge random peoples islands??? Amazing

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It would be super cool if the CTA would just show up when it’s supposed to. Or at all

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It is time

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

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The whole two weeks of Fall in Chicago are truly the best

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@ChrisVols Send me a video of the whole room