Jake Woitas

Buff State

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

USA taking on both Bosnia and Herzegovina at the same time at the World Cup.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes]

If you don't understand the greatness of what @TonyHinchcliffe has created, watch this clip as the show discovers a true star. @KILLTONY

[Jake Woitas @WoitasJ]

@SergeantDeputy Cry

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

Team USA captain Auston Matthews on what he told the team during the pre-OT intermission:

“They’re telling us we’re bad people because of our government or whatever…that isn’t us at all. Their last prime minister did blackface, divorced his wife, and then started banging Katy Perry…who can’t sell tickets to her shows anymore. Their biggest star [Drake] is a certified pedophile. So you tell me who’s in worse shape. Let’s go out there and remind them who we really are.”

[BillsOnReal @BillsOnReal]

The Buffalo Bills have won all of these football games.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Imagine monitoring the situation with your boys here

[Coach Scott Frost @CoachFrost7]

You know this is real coke because he responded to everyone in his replies

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is still one of the greatest scenes in all of movie history

[zak @zakmurphy_]

what the fuck have i just witnessed

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Enderman @Enderman]

nvm i got it

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Over 500 goals
Over 1,000 points
2 Stanley Cups
Future Hall of Famer
Greatest player in Tampa sports history

Thank you, @RealStamkos91

[Memesy @chicletsmemes]

Jacob Trouba 12 beers deep at the family dinner

[Jake Woitas @WoitasJ]

@InternetH0F

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

call my bitch sneeze cuz her gazoon tight

[rastapasta9 @rastapasta_9]

I am:

Pro-Zyn

Pro-student loan forgiveness

Pro-beer

Pro-4 day work week

Pro-roughing the passer

Pro-America

[LeBurg @ice_Burrrrg]

Pat McAfee

[cumarea @cumar3a]

you won’t believe who he daps up