Damien Wojnarowski

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Breaking:

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@big_cracker we're not on good terms anymore.

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Sources: Will pay top dollar to anybody who can help me get my hands on a box of Honey Nut Medley Crunch Cheerios.

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Sources: Can anyone on here get me exotic meats?

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@DRodriqueqez @Giannis_An34 @SportsCenter @KingJames @ShannonSharpe @FirstTake @NBAonTNT @Bucks @wojespn @NBATV @espn The Hookers gonna have teeth now.

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@jbbrisco @TheBestFooteFWD they've all slept with my wife.

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@TheBestFooteFWD I was torn between him, MGK and Macklemore for the last spot. Was a tough call.

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Sources: Mount Rushmore of Rappers

Eminem
Logic
Machine Gun Kelly
Lil Dicky

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Sources: The Milwaukee Bucks have traded Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Toronto Raptors in exchange for Pascal Siakam and Malachi Flynn.

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@TinoTonitini1 @wojespn Harden's gonna need to double his salary to afford his new rate on beard insurance. Those cheesesteaks do damage, believe me, I've got a goatee.

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@Plebiathan_Haui I bleeped out Red****'s. This is a clean, wholesome, holiday incest story.

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Sources: I lit my first cousins ass up over Thanksgiving and don't care who knows it. Trixie is 6'4 260 with piercings on body parts u didn't even know existed. What was I supposed to do eat turkey/watch that pitiful Cowboys/Red****s game? Okay buddy. I went Tostito's on that ass

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.@TheRock well homeboy what you sayin' make motherf**ker?

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Sources: Rajon Rondo has signed a 2 year $15 million deal with the Hawks. Cops and civilians are pleased that there will now be less shooting in Atlanta.

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@big_cracker Oh please, when A.D signs somewhere he'll text me first. At very least he'll facetime my wife.

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Sources: Women shouldn't be allowed to use racial slurs.

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Sources: Just copped a phony handicap parking pass online for $25 let's goooo!

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Sources: R.I.P to a Canadian Legend. Did some banned substances together with Trebek back in '97. Even took care of my wife when I got Whisky Dick. Great dude.

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Alec Trebek: This Chicago Bulls legend won 3 straight NBA titles and retired to play minor league baseball. He then returned, changing his number 23 to 45, then back to 23, and won 3 consecutive titles yet again.

Every contestant: What is a free throw?

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Sources: Who is the better transgender athlete?

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Sources: I'M LEAVING DISNEY WORLD!! The Los Angeles Lakers are 2020 NBA Champions. Everybody's getting laid tonight. I'd leave my wife for just about anyone. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

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@MostWowFacts dolphin is one of the easiest second languages to learn, call me when they can speak English.