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HELLO SIR!! This is Microsoft technical support calling!! Your computer is FULL of virus and Trojan horse!! You open Remote Desktop RIGHT NOW or I will DELETE all your files and send police to your house!! Why you wasting my time, you bloody idiot?! $Wojesh
Good morning madam… Flipkart refund department. Your return order of ₹32,000 has been approved. To credit money in account, pay small verification charge of ₹499. $Wojesh
Namaste good morning… this is from Paytm security team. Your KYC is incomplete and account will be blocked in 15 minutes. Please share Aadhaar and selfie with me. $Wojesh
Sir, your Amazon account has been compromised. Someone from Nigeria ordered 50 iPhone 16 Pro Max and one goat. To cancel the order, please read me the 16-digit number on the back of your card slowly and clearly. $Wojesh
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Hello sir, this is Microsoft Windows calling. Your computer has been infected with 47 viruses, 12 trojans, and one very naughty browser history. Please give me your credit card number immediately before the FBI comes to your house and takes away your WiFi. $Wojesh
Hello sir, your computer has a virus. I can remove it remotely. Just give me control of your computer, your bank account, and your family WhatsApp group. $Wojesh
$WOJESH 🇮🇳 is based on the legendary WOJAK meme and born on 4chan. We're here to bring laughs, rupees, and some useful tools (or malware, who knows?).
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