Woke Matron

intersectional dowager

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here comes 2: https://t.co/RsQdVKHSCd amanda choo quan and i talk space, social justice and ryan lochte. plus, amanda reads poetry 🙏🙏🙏

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y we stupider than frog ??

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Things which I have realised are ketamine:

— Getting married
— Children
— Death

Pot more below xx

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George R.R. Martin: And then you teleport to the arena for the final boss in Elden Ring, who is a fat nerd who gets loads of sex from hot women, and then --

[sophie morgan @sophmorgTV]

I’ve just been told by @Finnair that if I need the loo onboard our flight to London, I’ll just have to go in my seat.

Apparently, it’s ‘company policy’ NOT to carry an aisle chair on board and apparently, that’s my problem, not theirs….We’ll see about that.
#DisabilityTwitter?

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If he weee alive today the grinch would be a crypto guy

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The scams are getting sophisticated in a chaotic direction

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Why is hemingway writing my fishing emails

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@JaneOst_ Yes ur right this truth must not be buried!!

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@gabrisundstr @ImogenWK @spindlypete Lol

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@braunch_ @ImogenWK @spindlypete Lol

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@ImogenWK @spindlypete The person who gave them the DMT just dreamed they were a polygon who was also a Maths teacher

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@ImogenWK @spindlypete I know someone who took DMT, they hallucinated they were in a rock band which performed on the India/Pakistan border and united the two countries

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@ImogenWK @spindlypete They’d never expressed an interest in subcontinental politics previously

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This is such a mindless defence of the BBC.

A) there’s right and left criticisms of everything, including Johnson, Corbyn, Pinochet and Stalin. That doesn’t mean they were all ‘doing something right’

B) it’s really odd to defend something by flagging up that everyone hates it

[Priyamvada Gopal © @PriyamvadaGopal]

This is my one and final statement on the matter of media falsehoods & ensuing racist drama. I must return now to reading and writing.

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@JessicaLBarnard Community is a scab Union anyway

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@emilylcraig @martinskog do u like writing poison xx

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Best bit about #spittingimage fucking sucking is all the centrist labour nerds who desperately want @mattforde to be funny are now gonna have a terrible Xmas/will have to pretend they think his shit puppets are biting satire

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@RobDotHutton You could have written something interesting and for some reason chose not to

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

Y2K was a real problem. We are able to joke about it today because people in positions of authority (in business and government) took the expert warnings seriously and directed the resources necessary to fix the problem to fixing it before it could result in a major calamity.