Woke Voldemort

He/Him-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

[Josh Hammer @josh_hammer]

The whole premise—seemingly universally accepted in today's liberal and hyper-emotional age—that a nation horrifically attacked and engaged in a subsequent defensive war must provide humanitarian aid to the original invader (or its people) is wildly and entirely ahistorical.

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@Travis_in_Flint Vanillaprompter

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@ElijahSchaffer

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@scrowder The corn kid

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@MagaRisingJohn Cheap Geriatric

[Jules @JulesKPolk]

“Where the only dunking is fries in ketchup!”

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I’ll take “worst business ideas” for $800, Alex

[POPSUGAR Wellness @POPSUGARWell]

Finally, a Bar With Only Women's Sports Playing https://t.co/GJyQJrSVDP

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@timehop @captainmarvel @brielarson @SamuelLJackson @gemma_chan @MckennaGraceful @clarkgregg @djimonhounsou @leepace @fleckryan1 @MarvelStudios Not sure about top 10 grossing all time https://t.co/2Mq8VtLfbp

[Jules @JulesKPolk]

Hey @realDailyWire, heard y'all were looking for some Ben & Jeremy's ice cream flavors...

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@StephenKing DELETRIUS!

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@HuffPost I don't think of Sirius as Black

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@latimes I saw Minerva McGonagall doing the same thing. Should prob get rid of her too. #TenPointsFromGryffindor

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@DCist Here's a closer look

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@BillPlaschke I had Harry on the ropes…

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@TheJordanRachel Cornelius Fudge all over again 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@KatiePavlich Couric is a Mudblood. That Lauer guy is all right though.