WokeAF Aku

Shape-Shifting Master of Wokeness (on the JQ) Writer and Romantic in search of the spark that reawakens the Heroic Ideal for the Sons and Daughters of Europa

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

Hey @grok,

Did rabbi Shmuley actually say this?

“Will God repent?” he asks

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@WodensMonke And if you're a Christian you're supposed to be convinced of that fact alone and follow the religion accordingly.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@WodensMonke Not to mention that per Christian theology, the utilitarian arguments are not supposed to be what convinces you. Christianity makes very specific historical claims about a magical jewish carpenter coming back to life. That either happened or it didn't ( it didn't)...

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@hayasaka_aryan I miss when it was heavily implied that Shaggy, Velma, and Daphne were regularly having threesomes in the back of the mystery machine. I miss degeneracy for normal people.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@RoyalSerf Which one? Haven't there been like twenty of him?

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie He pushes woke Harry in public while privately gradually pushing him towards Malfoid and the redpill...

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie Dumbledore denounced Grindlewald and Voldemort in public to stay on the right side of the law to train fresh recruits for the next Wizarding war, while remaining Voldemort's beloved mentor and coconspirator in private. Dumbledore constantly has the ministry on his case...

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie Malfoid's initial disgust with Harry is therefore based on everything he could have been but isn't, but as their romance grows, the more she is able to draw him to the truth as they both learn that neither is exactly the person they thought they were.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie Harry's entire identity as the chosen one is a ministry lie to suppress opposition. While in reality he, as one of the few true descendants of merlin left, was voldemorts choice to be his successor since his birth.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie The Ministry fears Harry's potential, but felt the best way to manage him was to make him an Anti voldemort celebrity, champion of mudbloods, and non human magical creatures.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@jardiniernormie Harry's Parents were actually on Voldemort's side and killed by Ministry Aurors. Voldemort was also critically wounded in the raid and made his first and only horcrux out of Harry's to imbued him with his powers and tether himself to life long enough to train him as his successor

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@SH_lotuseater veins and washed away her (merited) fear of monsters after dark. " With a flying car, you can go anywhere you want." She said to herself, out loud.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@SH_lotuseater "Nargles could be here." She thought. Nargles could be anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her face. " I hate NARGLES" she thought. The Wierd Sisters album reverberated her entire car, making it pulsating even as the 9 sickle Firewhiskey circulated through her powerful...

[Dmitriy Ungern @DmitriyUngern]

“Роrn-brаinеd” is always used to describe normal male sехualitу that obviously predates роrn (liking a cute, blonde girl) but never actual byproducts of роrn consumption like hоmоsехuаlitу and trооnism.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@MrOvis2 It's important to be redpilled on female nature to protect yourself and not be a cuck, but outside of just wanting to get your dick wet as a younger man, PUA has no real use. Treating women like trash will just attract trash women and then trap you in confirmation bias for years.

[WokeAF Aku @WokeafAku]

@QuattroMKII This is true of even Chad fuckbois. Men are inherently romantic by nature. It takes a lot crap from women to break us of our nature. And even when you think you've had all the romance burned out of you, something as simple and silly as Malfoid stirs something inside.