Ankit

software developer

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Once and for all - Owning a car is not just economic decision. Once stranded at night with family and no cab accepting rides can clearly dictate what should one opt for.

Again , go for the car in your budget. The expensive the car , more is the maintenance. So choose smartly.

[Mohit Sharma @mohitsharmadl]

Your office is 15 km away. For the next 5 years:

A) Buy a ₹10 lakh car
B) Cab both ways, about ₹350 a ride

What's the smarter call?

[Aaruhi Reddy 🥷 @CuteAaruhi4]

AURA is so GOATed that
12 Indian opposition parties,
3 neighbouring countries,
billions of dollars in foreign funding,
and a trillionaire businessman are all trying to remove him from power,

yet bro is still standing strong.💀🔥

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

@myogiadityanath ji pel do inko

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

“Modi fears us. The great emperor is afraid of us. He is in panic mode.”

Cockroaches Abhijeet Dipke, Sourav Das, and Ashutosh Ranka are seen openly mocking PM Modi over security agencies taking precautionary measures with trains and metro stations.

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

1. UIDAI
2. Whole Fintech industry
3. Nuclear energy
4. Space technology
5. Quick commerce to Food delivery apps.
6. EVs
And many more.

Oh I forgot. World class medical tourism sector. But I hope you know that already

[Dr Aniruddha Malpani, MD @malpani]

Please educate us and tell us one thing we've developed in India for ourselves, other than the ability to outsource back-office operations for MNCs at a lower cost

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

That's the best reason not to have Starlink in first place.

[Reva Shinde @Shinde_Revati21]

Just imagine, If Elon Musk said,

"If Starlink doesn't get permission in India, I will shut down X in India."

What would be your reaction ? 👀

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

@elonmusk No matter what , India can not be in a situation where US disallowed usage of cryogenic technology or military grade GPS access in 1999.

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Have been a great fan of @elonmusk since I read about him somewhere in 2008.

But here I disagree with him. Yes like any other major country, India is hell bent on using and promoting Indian companies.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Prime Minister Ambani,

Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.

Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?

There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.

Thank you 🙏

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

@elonmusk This is in line with China not allowing Starlink , Meta and Amazon. US not allowing TikTok , Huawei and DeepSeek.

This is in greater interest of people as US can direct any such cos to either manipulate or aggravate situations. Security is a big thing for a country of our size

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

The state of administration in Noida is pathetic. We keep saying 'Make in India's but when people put all their money , the authority put all their efforts to discourage us.

@myogiadityanath @dmgbnagar @noida_authority @authority33335 @noidadevauth

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

मेरी कंपनी के बगल में यह नाला पिछले दो साल से खुला पड़ा है। मैंने इस बारे में अधिकारियों से तीन बार औपचारिक शिकायत की है, लेकिन कोई कार्रवाई नहीं हुई है। खुले नाले से प्रदूषण फैलता है और लोग उसमें कचरा फेंकते हैं।

@noida_authority @myogioffice @dmgbnagar @CeoNoida

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Mota bhai ne tabiyat se sahi kar rakha hai ise

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Omar Abdullah Ditches Congress🤣

“The law is clear. Full Vande Mataram is now compulsory. No exceptions. Nowhere.”

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Maturity is when you think and dedicate all love songs to your mother instead of your wife , girlfriend, situationships.

You realise they all might leave as per your life situation. Not her.

#mother

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Chatukarita ki had hai.

Modi ji ki Maa ko gaaliyan

Pappu ki maa ko compliments

It takes a special kind of talen to be AAPtards.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Mothers are always the strongest ❤️❤️❤️✊🏻

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

When South Delhi guy meets a Meerut ka launda

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

When you see the real youth of village after moving out of your luxury car.

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

All outsiders sent to incite violence.

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

A PM who calls a spade a spade is exactly the person India wants and this have been voted thrice as the PM.

Some fuddus can not call to represent an entire generation. Every generation has some idiots like you

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

I guess those millenials still believe Kejriwal is good. In short , people can't be changed. At least those who relate to Pappus and Kejriwals of this world.

[Dark Pill @darkandcrude]

I can excuse Gen Z for falling for CJP antics

Yours truly too was taken for ride by Kejriwal & Anna Andolan

Youth are naive, I give them benefit of doubt

I can’t excuse Millenials who are falling for CJP again after once falling for AAP

1st is mistake
2nd time is low IQ

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

They said let street decide.

The state decided that these cockroaches should not enter their clean and pristine neighbourhood

#rankakikutai

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Why is Ranka crying? Hadn't these 🪳s said that "Democracy will be decided now on streets". Today Rajasthanis showed them Street Power. What's there to cry now? 😭 https://t.co/XjIeYcy8JU

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

When you think you are Shahrukh of Swades but you are made Aamir Khan if Lal singh chadda.
#cjppprotest #SchoolThikKaro #rankakikutai

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

Bulati rehti hai , jane ka nai.

Yogi ji ki police tabiyat se kutegi

[Pratiksha @Pratiks53454966]

@abhijeet_dipke @TusharG Please also visit Uttar pradesh
There is an urgent need to organise a protest in Uttar Pradesh for the sake of students .
The examination system , education system is Fully collapsed.

[Ankit @WokeistNinja]

@swatic12 Please don't make fun of her weight. I can't like each comment