Wolf

Local werewolf and vampyre / harmless taboo advocate / homicidal omniphile sadomasochist / junkie / old man-thing /

nsfw: @wdog832

[Wolf @WolfG278]

Hey guys @mwolf278 back from the dead or whatever I can’t be rid of that easy

Oomfs come back please

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@ClutchSergal I doubt I’m in danger but it’s a huge strain on my quality of life and very confusing. I’m going to try forcing my body to actually hold onto water and see if that helps aka consuming a concerning amount of electrolytes

[Wolf @WolfG278]

It seems like I’m actively fighting dying of dehydration maybe while also needing to piss a concerning amount

Is it meth or diabetes who wants to bet? Meth doesn’t make much sense due to dosage but this is getting worse so idk help lol

[Wolf @WolfG278]

I drank like four tall glasses of very diluted cranberry juice and I’m thirsty again so I’m getting more but also wow I hate this someone kill me

[Wolf @WolfG278]

Me if I was just like 5% more of a loser

[ludovic @sorrowfields]

Ftm that begs for money on twitter and calls himself a puppy and averages 2 likes

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@festeringpit Funny thing is I’ve had people accuse me of ridiculous but heinous things like at least a dozen times by now and it has never mattered and doesn’t stress me out that bad anymore so the paranoia is doubly unreasonable

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@festeringpit Not ocd but my paranoia in general is like this. Wait a bit too long to reply if you normally respond quickly and I’ll start thinking you hate me and think I’m evil and are going to start sharing every secret I’ve ever shared. No reason to ever think that lmao

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@tanzderjunkies I’m gonna have to block you for this sorry man </3

[Wolf @WolfG278]

Yesterday while I was like very sick from taking a bit too much baclofen my balcony door suddenly flew open because of the wind and it scared me so fucking bad

Like oh my god I thought I was going to die for a second there

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@bouncyfox I’m insanely morbidly curious and if my stories ever got a sizable fandom I’d definitely be on ao3 intentionally filtering for crazy shit tbh. I think if you’re going to tell stories you gotta accept this as part of how people engage with it. If that’s uncomfortable don’t tell it

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@bouncyfox Yeah I’m planning on writing something like lowkey super based on part of my life and don’t expect anyone to not be insane about it occasionally nor do I care. Of course that’s assuming I get any success whatsoever but as long as I don’t get shown stuff directly I don’t gaf

[bouncy 🔞 @bouncyfox]

one of the big problems with modern fandoms is that people actually think nicely asking your audience to not be a proshipper or draw nsfw art works

[MarburyBirds @MarburyBirds]

Last post from this morning's walk. You will be sick of me on your timeline 😅, but here are photos of the Ravens grooming.

[tmtortellini 🐯🐾 @tmtortellini]

I love how the mom is freaking out and the kids are just like “MOMM IM HUNGRY *looks at cameraman* ooh what’s that thing :3”

[Wolf @WolfG278]

I literally figured out yesterday how I could’ve solved a situation months earlier and I am lowkey so mad I didn’t think of it years ago when it actually mattered

An absolutely insane idea yeah but it would’ve worked I’m sure

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Remembering when you fawned when you should’ve fought and k*lled

[Yuck @Bird0fhermez]

Pineapple on pizza ain't even that bad

[Wolf @WolfG278]

@Bl00dy_H4t3 Shit that ain’t even a cosplay you just magically put him into Roblox lmao

[Wolf @WolfG278]

Everyone say happy birthday to this very cool very lovely individual

[MIKE PEMULIS @pemcandenza]

Tis my birthday I'm 20 now