𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾

“goddamn it.. put the damn silver away please!” {Dispatch RP} {18+}

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

“𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍..”

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚢

𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚋𝚢 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

♡︎&↻

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

He is gonna need help..

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

He what-

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Yeah, that's fair...he told me to use his shed fur to knit something.

He's weird.

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

You would be surprised

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Doubt he'd do it cuz it's stupid — mostly just saying that what I plan to do isn't gonna be edible.

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

Lick?

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Well I mean...as long as he doesn't *lick the damn thing then he should be fine! Promise!

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

As long as no one gets hurt, promise?

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Oh c'mon Uncle Duke! It's not gonna be that bad!

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

Oh dear…

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Shhhhh I can't say it out loud cuz the bat bitch will hear it with his big-ass ears...

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

What are you gonna do-

[𝘎𝘈𝘉𝘐 @MisfitGabi]

Cyborg guy should toss over Sonar's stapler cuz I have a great plan

( it includes a lot of glitter )

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

//hey- gotta do what you gotta do-
Whatcha going to see?

[ᅟᅟᅟ᳟ꪜ𝐼𝐶🂡 @RES0NAR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://t.co/rthxB00Odz I have this disease where going to the cinema at 9 pm means I can't do anything else the entire day

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

What’s so great about IHOP!

Oh he’s gonna go there with sonar

[ᅟᅟᅟ᳟ꪜ𝐼𝐶🂡 @RES0NAR]

https://t.co/QLGwChGAed

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

@RES0NAR A granola bar or I run on half a snickers and enough caffeine to hospitalize 3 grown adults

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

Well I’m sorry- and trash can is to the left if your gonna be sick

[ᅟᅟᅟ᳟ꪜ𝐼𝐶🂡 @RES0NAR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ I feel sick . holy shit .

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

I never had or been to ihops

[ᅟᅟᅟ᳟ꪜ𝐼𝐶🂡 @RES0NAR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ... dude ..⠀⠀⠀⠀ what the hell do you mean ..

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

He is the definition of a HR violation-

Look at the swear jar on his desk

#𝑺𝑫𝑵𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑯

[𝙕𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡 𝙑𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙣 @KilowattKing_]

Walking HR violations all around. SMH.

#𝑺𝑫𝑵𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑯

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

The fuck is Ihop?

[ᅟᅟᅟ᳟ꪜ𝐼𝐶🂡 @RES0NAR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ oh now EEEEVERYONE WANTS IHOP

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

He won’t.. he is missing the Missouri snow.. he is also turning his headset up, the party was kinda making it hard to hear

#𝑺𝑫𝑵𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑯

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

Holidays aren’t his thing.. never have been.. he’s content running the console, and being a hero right now to let the others have the holidays off

#𝑺𝑫𝑵𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑯 https://t.co/

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

He just wants to make sure

[⊹₊˚‧₊ᴅʀ. ᴍᴀɢɢɪᴇ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ₊‧˚₊⊹ @medicmags]

She had a dose of her usual medication. She's okay.

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

What did she do?

[⊹₊˚‧₊ᴅʀ. ᴍᴀɢɢɪᴇ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ₊‧˚₊⊹ @medicmags]

[Rubbing her arm, grumbling]

[𝖣𝗎𝗄𝖾 @WolfInAHeadset]

No clue

[𝘕𝘖𝘛-𝘚𝘖 𝘔𝘌𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘔𝘈𝘕. @lossofmantle]

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why's the vending machine broken?
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