Wolfbeak

With a face like a bankrupt pug.

[Holly @SocialistHB]

You need to delete this. Do not edit and twist my words and story to fit your own agenda.

Things were bad then, but they are much worse now.

Disgraceful behaviour.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

I am happy to repost the original from the artist and I would remind you he has to live too and you can order copies, and please credit him. And all artists who do original work.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I'm sorry to hear your uncle was beaten rhythmically to death. My bongolences.

[Wolfbeak @Wolfbeak]

@anon_opin The “no added sugar” kid’s drink? There’s more sugar in a piece of fruit. I assume you’re equally enraged when a parent hands their child an apple.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

"Renault and Aston Martin backer Geely to launch UK firm injecting £6bn and creating 19,000 jobs"

Gosh, doesn't that sound great? Tory MPs and the RW press have been feasting on the story.

Pity it's not true.

Let's take this step by step...

1/12
https://t.co/4buUTGORjx

[Star★Salts @starsalts]

It has come to my attention that not only are these fraudulent stores stealing my designs but they are also stealing my REVIEWS.
That’s disgusting enough as it is but now they are uploading the PHOTOS my customers have taken. (The only edit made has been to hide customer faces.)

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

If you want more Guardians of The Galaxy, I beg you, play the absolutely stellar Eidos game. It captures the tone & spirit of the films while being one of the best written games I've ever played. It's like a perfect blend of Mass Effect & God of War. Only $17 on Steam right now!

[Wolfbeak @Wolfbeak]

@darrengrimes

[Wolfbeak @Wolfbeak]

@timntweet @BarristerSecret M&S do Beef Burger Spring Rolls as part of their pizza deal, 2 mains & 2 sides for £12. About £4 on their own. Even comes with a pot of burger sauce for dipping.

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Absolute bollocks

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Michael Warburton: I hate this, but I have to make a thread.

First came across him last year when he was copying everything I posted. I was weirded out, but didn't point it out until he started asking for donations due to his "hard work." Serious grifter vibes from this dude.

[Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor]

Imagine having a name like Keith Arsewank.

[Everyone's Favourite Jim @JimmerUK]

I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead.
Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

You can make your own Bombay mix-style snack by cleaning out the gap between the oven and the worktop.

[Wolfbeak @Wolfbeak]

@Crap_Portraits Looks like a young Bradley Walsh.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I woke up in the night to a strange sound. Thought it was my wife fingering herself, got a hard on, considered getting involved, but realised it was the cat cleaning its arsehole.

[Robert B. Weide @BobWeide]

It is with profound sadness that I report my dear, sweet wife, Linda Weide, of blessed memory, passed away on Christmas Day. My tribute to her in the L.A. Times only scratches the surface. If you click on the attached, please read to the end. You would have loved her.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

At the age where when wanking whilst watching porn on my phone, can't help thinking what if I have a heart attack now? If so, I can only hope that if there's a God, they give me the strength to close the page, clear history & get willy in my pants before I'm found dead by my wife