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[teryn @youngtiddy]

they should make a beer that doesn’t taste like that

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

this is funnier than anything pete davidson has ever said

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

The MLK quotes *they* won't use but you should know, a thread

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This clip says it all “We love you Alex”

[flab @WolfeAbby]

@KevinWolfe7 and somehow I think you’re still her favorite

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Wear a mask. That is, unless you want to be intubated by a gynecology intern July 1st who did her last semester of med school via Zoom.

[Molly Hensley-Clancy @mollyhc]

The owner of Gandhi Mahal, a (very delicious) local restaurant in South Minneapolis that was damaged in the fires last night: "Let my building burn, justice needs to be served."

[flab @WolfeAbby]

hear me out: Bachelors in Paradise, except its not paradise, they’re just locked inside a two bedroom apartment.

[flab @WolfeAbby]

“Listen to Your Heart”??? what is this bullshit??? i wanted Bachelors in Quarantine.

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you'll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

me playing papas pizzeria on coolmath

[liv @liv_cowherd]

go 69ers

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In every scene, you are my star, @MichelleObama! Happy birthday, baby!