Jacob A. Wolff

Father | Husband | 👷🏻‍♂️| 🌊🐝⚓️ | 6th Place Participation Trophy Acceptor | Formerly World’s Youngest Person

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@RepDonBacon Did you invite Zelensky to that factory in PA to simp for Kamala?

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@PeteBotkin Not that 54 yarder tho

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@RepDonBacon Great working putting a plug for your buddies and future employers at Raytheon 💪

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

Amber Thurman’s tragic death was caused by complications from legal abortion drugs and gross medical malpractice. She should have been treated immediately by physicians who instead waited too long to act.
Georgia’s pro-life law is not the issue. It does not criminalize doing a D&C, especially when there is no detectable fetal heart rate. Amber should be alive, and @vp should focus her attention on these facts so we can prevent the next tragedy rather than promoting politically motivated falsehoods.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Do you not consider @RobertKennedyJr and @realDonaldTrump working together on a campaign to be of great significance?

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@michaeljknowles Why is this so funny 😂

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@janekleeb

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@SecretaryPete @elonmusk needs to build a high speed rail for all of America to use

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

I’m not wondering, it was Willie Brown

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@btmikk This is the advice you should give to students to tune out all the ��Social Emotional Learning” and pride flags and focus on math, writing, and reading

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

Okay, very funny, who signed me up for these?

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@BallFromGrace An amazing quip

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@tntradioempire Inflation is still 50% higher than the Fed target rate…

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@reeseonable Your son is a legend

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@TheBigTenHuddle Nebraska 23-17

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@KatiePavlich Yes please

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@GavinNewsom Parody is illegal now. Sorry Weird Al

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Atheism left an empty space
Secular religion took its place

But left the people in despair
Childless hedonism sans care

Maybe religion’s not so bad
To keep you from being sad

[Jacob A. Wolff @Wolff4Nebraska]

@vince_powers @realDonaldTrump was elected because everyone was sick of the status quo and uniparty that those 100 officials perpetuate

[Brett Cooper @imbrettcooper]

“why are men becoming right wing?!!!”

exhibit A: see my husband’s text below

shockingly, normal dudes want to be left alone and don’t enjoy being attacked 24/7 when they’re just trying to live their lives.