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my name ain't wolfftard for no reason real life athlete

[wolff @Wolfftard]

arizona 3s

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🇭🇷 Croatia fans at the World Cup

[wolff @Wolfftard]

paid 12 for 2 tickets, spent 80 on beers, 40 on parking, 50 on food. i’ve made it out of suns games for 2 spending less than i bought 4 tallboys for

[Darth Devil 🔱 @Darth__Devil]

I can see why the dbacks have a attendance issue this year

product on the field is shit. got a 6$ student ticket (which is sick) but then 30$ parking, 40$ for a beer and nachos and then 22$ for a tall boy. I can’t even imagine what a family of 4 or 5 is spending.

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@MrAzSports get a bag and you’ll be fine

[Jesse Friedman @JesseNFriedman]

Ketel Marte since this walk-off home run last week:

17-for-25, 3 HR, 13 RBI, 5 2B, 3 BB.

That works out to a .680/.714/1.240 slash line — and a 1.954 OPS.

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@BDunk975 it’s 3 days after my 21st birthday feel that’s a pretty good gift

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@WhiteWhaleCap @GuruFantasyWrld box score watching lmao every game we played w kyler was at least competitive with our atrocious coaching

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@WhiteWhaleCap @GuruFantasyWrld yeah totally outplayed by a qb who went 1-11 and got to stat pad in blowouts all year

[cee @1ovesickkk]

day drinking is so fun when you dont have a bitch in your ear calling you an alcoholic

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@ificicucu28 @TheWARmonger_ this is a lot of anger for easter morning might be time to hop off twitter

[Randal Grichuk Truther @5foulsb00k]

They don’t even know this is an average Geraldo perdomo at bat

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@BengalYouTube dbacks

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@Hellaorganics @BasedBiohacker n-acetylcysteine

[Kyler Murray @K1]

To everyone that supported me and showed kindness to my family and I during my time in AZ, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

I wanted nothing more than to be the one to end the 77 year drought for this organization, I am sorry I failed us. I wish this community and my brothers nothing but the best.

I am no stranger to adversity, I am prepared for whatever’s next. I trust in God and my work ethic. I truly believe my best ball is in front of me and I look forward to proving it.

Godspeed.
🥋

[wolff @Wolfftard]

as a grown man why aren’t you in the gym

[Isaac @isaac_mr01]

People act like every grown man should be able to bench 135 but if you only weigh like 160 pounds and never bench that’s unrealistic.

Not being able to do a rep of 95 though there is defintiely something wrong and u should get some labs done

[wolff @Wolfftard]

sorry that i like to listen to music at work and record playing basketball with my friends. that’s on me.

[strawberry cake dolly ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sakurafraise]

@feelslikevenus_ all the ppl that wear them are creeps

[wolff @Wolfftard]

@BowTiedUM i am intrigued on your thoughts on my current cycle

[wolff @Wolfftard]

chandler dorsey i have awful things to say about you

[wolff @Wolfftard]

if the seahawks niners or rams were playing al qaeda catch me w a turban

[Bird Droppings @BirdmanofAZ]

As a Cardinal fan are you rooting for a fellow NFC West team today or under no circumstances would you ever root for the Seahawks?

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Her and I if I wasn’t a coke addict

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

the person with a cocaine addiction will outperform the person with weed addiction 100% of the time in whatever the activity is