@Indigo3737@aussiezig@TheDivisionGame I've been running around Downtown East for four days now, clearing out the Hyenas and I'm STILL sitting at zero out of twenty-five for the manhunt.
A man works as a train driver in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep at the controls and accidentally runs over someone walking on the tracks. He’s arrested, goes to trial, and is sentenced to death.
On death row, the executioner asks him, “What would you like for your last meal?”
“I’d like a banana,” the man says.
The executioner finds it strange but shrugs and brings him a banana. The man eats it, is strapped into the electric chair, and the switch is flipped.
Nothing happens.
In Bulgaria, a failed execution is considered an act of divine intervention, and the man is released.
A few months later, the man is driving trains again for a different company. Unfortunately, old habits die hard. He falls asleep at the controls once more, this time killing two people. He’s arrested, tried, and sentenced to death again.
Back on death row, the same executioner approaches him.
“You again? What do you want for your last meal this time?”
“Two bananas, please.”
Shaking his head, the executioner gives him the bananas. The man eats them, is strapped into the chair, and the switch is flipped.
Nothing happens.
Once again, the man walks free.
Months pass. One day, the executioner is stunned to see the same man back on death row for a third time, this time for running over three people with a train.
The executioner approaches him cautiously. “Let me guess. Three bananas?”
“Actually, yes! How did you know?”
“That’s it,” says the executioner. “This has gone on long enough. No bananas this time.”
The man is strapped into the electric chair with no last meal. The switch is flipped.
Nothing happens.
“I don’t understand!” the executioner shouts. “You didn’t eat any bananas!”
The man sighs and says,
“It’s not the bananas. I’m just a bad conductor.”