@Bluesky @WombleReturns

Use Bluesky instead

@kylieminogue stan.
I block racists and don't follow people who follow them.
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[@Bluesky @WombleReturns @WombleReturns]

Hey @kylieminogue , just a quick note to say that the Valentine's Day card you sent me hasn't arrived in the post yet. I thought you'd like to know so you can buy a second one when you take me out to dinner tonight 🤪💋🍕🍻💘💞

[@Bluesky @WombleReturns @WombleReturns]

Well for 8 years now I've been re-tweeting this but weirdly the 💝card from @kylieminogue has never turned up. 😕 It's almost as if she never sent it - but obviously that's not possible 🤣Anyway, I'll be waiting by the door as usual for her to turn up and take me out to dinner 😂

[@Bluesky @WombleReturns @WombleReturns]

Hey @kylieminogue , just a quick note to say that the Valentine's Day card you sent me hasn't arrived in the post yet. I thought you'd like to know so you can buy a second one when you take me out to dinner tonight 🤪💋🍕🍻💘💞

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Josephine sets a great example to us all by postponing her birthday party until we have sent coronavirus packing.

Together we can beat this. In the meantime let's all wish her happy birthday (twice) whilst washing our hands. #BeLikeJosephine #StayHomeSaveLives

[@Bluesky @WombleReturns @WombleReturns]

So Womble, did you do anything nice on Friday?
Eh, yes, I spent the evening with @kylieminogue
#TimsTwitterListeningParty 🕺💃🥵