Women In Labour

Just a lowly midwife finding humour in her job.

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Labouring woman to her husband getting water WAY to slow:
"What the hell! Are you wringing out a god damn cloud???"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Labouring woman to her husband getting water WAY to slow:
"What the hell! Are you wringing out a god damn cloud???"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

@zoster @Mrs_Phicken WAY.

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Mother is pushing.
Partner: "Do you want me to put some make-up on you? For the pictures after?"
Mom: "You need to go google things to say."

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

To midwife who is suturing: "You'd better do a good job down there, I might be in porn someday."

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

To husband: "HOLD MY LEG, YA GOOFBALL!!"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Wakes up from huffing Nitrous Oxide: "Did you just say something about #Nickelback?"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"This is an amazing day to be human."
(IV Fentanyl is apparently really good stuff.)

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

I'm baaaack!

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

This is stranger than ANY drug I've been on!

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"I'm a unicorn!"

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Labour lasts 17% longer for Canadian women because of the extra u

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"It looks like I have BALLS!"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"Double RAINbow!" (After two contractions in a row.)

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"'It was funny...but only in between contractions.'... I think I'll write a book called that!"

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Spotted on a delivery unit:

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"This playlist is called 'Vagina Explosion'."

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

Midwife, soothingly: "What is it you NEED?"

Actively labouring mum glares at midwife: "I need YOU to do THIS." (points at belly).

[Women In Labour @WomenInLabour]

"Pilates THIS, b*tches!"

[Ontario Midwives @ontariomidwives]

An amazing day of action! 140 RTs and 130 messages of support sent -- truly remarkable. THANK YOU to all our supporters. We'll keep u posted