Retired Wonder Woman

Has-been superhero/strolling comedian/season 12 @AGT contestant. Pronouns: she/her. Adjectives: bitter/hungover.

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Sexy. Sassy. Gassy. AVAILABLE FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT. [email protected] As seen on America's Got Talent!

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@MarkMcKenna419 That's me!

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@DaveVescio "I Should Have Moisturized"

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@tonybanksmusic Happy Birthday, Tony! And if Margaret ever kicks to you the curb, HIT ME UP.

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@genesis_band Please tell him if Margaret ever kicks him to the curb, LOOK ME UP! Happy Birthday, Tony!

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@genesis_band @PhilCollinsFeed @tonybanksmusic I'd still hit that no matter WHAT age.

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@genesis_band When you realize you gave Mike’s Christmas present to Tony and Tony’s Christmas present to Mike!

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@DaveVescio Period piece.

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@DaveVescio Like I forgot to turn the stove light off.