I need a Hero

Married.
SAHM of 5 crazies.
I'm not smart, but
#Wisdom is my goal.
I can kick your butt (maybe).
#Bible #Homeschool #MartialArts #Gardening #Sunshine

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

@PluknBlueberrz @MushKat Just stopping in to say hello. ☺️

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Why is the West dying? Let me tell you.

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

Why ask for a Christmas list, only to ignore it entirely.

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Was America founded on “Judeo-Christian” values?

No, and here’s why…

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

Funny to walk into a five guys... And only four girls are working. 😂

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

It's easier to feel sorry for someone when you don't know why or how they got into their bad situation.

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

@MadCatPandora2 @PluknBlueberrz Lol .. AB are my initials. 🤣

[Old Paths Homestead @smithhmesteadms]

I feel called out

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

@PluknBlueberrz @LisaClarkONeill @BioavailableNd @reallytanman @KerrygoldUSA Added a S'mores version... Kids love it!

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

Our music leader has super tight skinny jeans on. His wife has super tight, high waisted flare pants and a crop top baggy sweater that shows her belly when she puts up her hand. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Distracting

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Casually meeting Craig Jackson and hitting the security with the stern “one second” 🥶

[The Real Johnald @SavageDystrophy]

🤣😂🤣😂 @elonmusk long shot he sees this but doesn't hurt to try.

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

When your B.S. filter goes off... But you can't say anything, because you have already been deemed toxic.

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

Dear President Trump,
Thank you! I voted for you in 2016, 2020 & 2024. I believe, that if we put God first, all things are possible. I'm so encouraged to see all the changes you are making immediately. Keep up the good work! 👍🏼
Feeling Hopeful again, USA citizens

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

@PluknBlueberrz @Kat_Rose_17

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Rules for the office Christmas party:

1. Don’t skip it.

2. Eat before you show up to avoid getting intoxicated.

3. Wear what you wore to the office. The guy who changed into skinny jeans and his "going out" shirt clearly has too much free time.

4. Show up on time. Most seniors do. Hang out with them for the first half hour, and then keep your distance.

5. Don’t act excited about the open bar.

6. Don’t talk shop.

7. Don’t flirt or dance with junior staff at the main event. Wait until the after party.

8. Get your adversaries as drunk as possible.

9. Hold your wine glass by the stem. And in your left hand.

10. Hang out with the assistants. They know all the good gossip.

11. No social media. If you’re posting to Instagram or Snapchat, people won’t trust you.

12. Don't do or anything inappropriate; it's still work and HR never stops working.

13. Thank the person who organized the party logistics.

14. Leave early, but not first.

15. Put your card behind the bar at the after party. It makes you the designated leader.

16. Make sure your iPhone alarm clock is already set for the morning.

17. Always be first into the office the next day.

[I need a Hero @WonderWoman_AB]

@PluknBlueberrz @AmberLakeFarm @Kat_Rose_17 Yum!

[Streetwise Hercules @PluknBlueberrz]

@AmberLakeFarm CC @Kat_Rose_17 @WonderWoman_AB

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I love this level of petty.

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

Need a Break from Trump’s Second Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years! Via @realnewzy
https://t.co/FG4BbvKCnV