Top โmovies never madeโ that Iโd most want to see:
1. Alfred Hitchcockโs adaptation of John Buchanโs โGreenmantleโ (planned to star Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman)
2. Stanley Kubrickโs Napoleon biopic
3. The third Timothy Dalton Bond movie
In the story of the Disney film Brave, Merida is a selfish, entitled, spoilt princess. She despises her mother because she her mother wants her to behave with decorum and manners as it is her duty. Merida looks to her own entertainment, whereas her mother guides her to her responsibilities as a future sovereign. The real rift occurs when the Queen tells Merida she must marry the winning Prince of a competition for her hand in marriage. The designers of the movie in typical American feminist fantasy, make every Prince look like a twig, sheep-brained loser (on purpose). In NO UNIVERSE would a wee wisp of a lass beat out grown men in Archery. Zero possibility. Archery is all upper body strength. Unless for some reason every Prince is a complete ponce which is impossible because then their lands would have all been conquered.
Merida runs away in a rage and enlists a witch to get rid of her mother and in a twist of the spell, her mother gets turned into a bear! Such a ridiculous, idiotic plot that has nothing to do whatsoever with the lessons the film could have built to.
The witch implies that reconciliation between the mother and daughter is what will break the spell. A great opportunity for Merida to finally become less selfish right? But this is not what happens. The reconciliation is not Merida recognizing the importance of duty, but rather she makes a speech announcing "everyone should marry whom they choose". It's idiotic modern secular American family badly transposed onto medieval Scotland.
There is a fight between bear mother and real demon bear and then this breaks the spell? Merida learns zero lessons. The whole world of the story just bends to the will of this spoilt feminist self-insert heroine. The aesthetics, animation and music of this film are fantastic. But the story? A BIG FAT L. It is possible to write female heroines with strong wills and free spirits who rally against tradition...but they need to have something virtuous they are fighting FOR. Merida fights for no one but herself. Selfish heroines are empty and vapid. Merida is nothing but a whole bunch of well animated copper curls. Sad. They could have done something so much better with the character and setting.
Women will selfship and be head over heels for a 45 year old fictional man from a video game who is balding and looks like he hasnโt showered in 5 weeks. Men refuse to even play a game if a fictional woman doesnโt fit their hyperspecific beauty standard.