Hafizuddin Hilmy

Suka makan moistcakes

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

How can we say we love god, whom we cannot see, when we cannot show love to those around us whom we can see?

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@Tarntothesky Saja je ckp paprika tu sebab bila dia masak asyik nak letak paprika je😂😂

[Wan Fadli @wanhelm33]

@1Obefiend pickeball is just another pisang goreng cheese trend.

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

@syazasfqh Kenapa scary ya

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@UdaShafiq Dah lama dah ada term tu dalam kamus..cuma bukan bontot la.

[Oyu_ @WahyuYordan]

Emo dulu. Emo sekarang.

[brian gomez 🏴 @briang0mez]

Thinking today about how Parameswara rested under a tree and decided to name his new kingdom after the tree and asked the locals "what is this tree called?" and

"It's called pokok melaka," answered Mahathir.

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

Wounded.

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Nanti keluar la parody "I baru balik solat jumaat nampak ramai orang beratur depan Suka Dessert. Semua perempuan..I'm like, ahh, sekiuss me, is this some kind of a routine u girls had everyday? ini merisaukan."

[۟ @twitmarhaen]

Betul ke semua lelaki sebelum/selepas solat Jumaat akan beratur panjang pekena cendol/air balang semua ni? Memanglah cuaca panas terik tapi tak boleh minum air kosong ke. Curious nak tahu ni, takut senang lelaki kencing manis.

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

@pelisahh Markicob = mari kita coba💆💆

[Ashraf @Ashraf4riff]

Tengok video macamni tak pernah rasa kagum, inspired, jealous atau pun iri hati.

The only thought that crosses my mind is, “what the fuck is this shit?”

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

@nuramin97 Possible je kalau single. Gaji 5k, belanja bulanan 2k simpan 3k. 2 tahun dah dpt simpan 72k

[Adil Haque @AdHaque110]

What a photograph.

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@rubytusaya @taufiq_tuah Sorry kenapa kalau suami perangai baik, kena claim sebab dibentuk isteri dia--tapi kalau suami perangai cam hanat takde pulak isteri claim..

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

@ButterAlways92 Wife sy ex pengusaha kantin sekolah di rawang..sekolah minta jual nasi lemak rm1 tapi nak complete semua ada ( telur, timun, kacang & ikan bilis) cuba cerita sikit mcmana nak untung? kalau dpt kawasan bandar yg ada byk buying power (anak2 m40 & t20) yes itu boleh untung

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

@runningpanda_ Cara dia reply tak mcm t20 pun..lebih kepada tak sekolah. Siap pakej gaslight

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

In the end the love you take
is equal to the love you make

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

6. Dad reflexes

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@blcksoya Sama je dengan orang gaji yg duduk serumah..tapi yang tu orang tak bising

[Hafizuddin Hilmy @Wonderpitt]

Idea untuk nama restoran: Entahla

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

I tanya husband i 3 kali tau nama kedai makan yang kitaorang nak pergi. Dia reply “napa bb”. I hampir nak merajuk tau like AWAT TAK BOLEH TANYA KA???

Rupanya kedai tu nama NAPA…. 😭