𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪

'' It's Chocolate, silly! ''

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible, but cannibalism, my dears, is frowned upon in some cultures."

An independant portrayal of Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka !

Brought forth from the mind of a #Caulrophile

#MVRP

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

— have the time for suchsmall pleasures. However if you wish to sample anythingI would gladly provide."

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"Ah. Well you see my aim is to transform sweets from a simple leisurely snack to things that can help in life. The Full Course Gum? A single stick of gum that treats your taste buds to a full meal, entree main course AND dessert and doesnt bog the body down. All the nutrients, —

[⋆ 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙰 • 𝙼 𝙴 𝚉 𝙴 𝚁 𝙴 𝙻 ⋆ @CheeryThrills]

don’ really eat a lotta sweets, I usually can’t. ❞

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

— so tightly you can see your own future, and whether or not you let that become reality, my dear, is entirely up to you."

He speaks with such enthusiasm, such passion for what he does.

"Ah, but I suppose you must be a busy person. You give the vibes of someone who does not —

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

Humming Lucky Ducks from the Bob's Burgers Movie whilst walking down the street.

Living his best life.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✧⃝𝕭𝑼𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 ᅠ ᅠ ✗ᅠᅠᅠ 𝕾𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 @hikarinohonoo]

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[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

Tap click Tap. Tap click Tap. Tap click Tap.

The sound of cane and perfectly polished shoes fills the empty air as he goes for a stroll, gloved hands fixed firmly on his cane.

Seems he's just taking a chance for fresh air.

[َ @castxlla]

❥；#MVRP, #OCRP, #PARODYTWT / #PTWT

help me find my mutuals from @bashfulism!

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

— creative process allows me to so efficiently explore my own ranges while enjoying the confections I create."

Both hands now rest on the cane, leaning against it with the elegance nobility, the air of the Prince of Candy emanating.

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"Ah. To be called a wizard, as if I was some kind of master of pinball, is truly a compliment indeed. Though if I am anything, I am an alchemist."

He'd reach out and Pluck a singular jellybean off the juvenile stock, popping it into his mouth.

"It is indeed always a pleasure —

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— Don't tell me you're the wizard behind that wonder?!"

Still at a loss for words, Mello curled his fingers around the offered gift, mumbling a confused '𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖!'

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

— to meet someone who so eloquently enjoys my sweets. The Wonka Bar was truly a step forward, a delight to the senses that made my name known. These days my sweets are far more experimental. To solve problems apparently I am well suited to solve. Of course, I enjoy doing so, the—

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

( Ｔｉｍｅ２Ｊｅｓｔ )

The joke was once made that Willy Wonka would be a strong fighter because of nonsense candy but I am entirely open to the idea of trying to fight as Willy Wonka.

It would just be very bizarre.

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

Placing a stick of gum atop her head.

"Very well. I must depart now but do try to stay out of trouble."

[♫𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝐙 𝅘𝅥𝅯♫ @MusicalWammy]

Sure, I guess.

I am.

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"None of you are starshine's today. The earth does not say hello."

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"The complications of the modern landscape. Suppose I will leave it at that."

[♫𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝐙 𝅘𝅥𝅯♫ @MusicalWammy]

I don’t know. Am I?

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"And you are depressingly apathetic young lady. I think you're a lady. Are you a lady?"

[♫𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝐙 𝅘𝅥𝅯♫ @MusicalWammy]

I like the way you think, funny man.

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

Leaning forward to offer a caramel wrapped in a elegant silver wrapper, labeled with a cursive W.

[⋄ 𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍 ⋄ @azarathdemoness]

Headphones on.

Music drowns out the 𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 thoughts.

[𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓪 @Wonkamite]

"If he asks nicely he asks nicely. The facade may have occurred but other means of punishment will find him. Hah."

[♫𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝐙 𝅘𝅥𝅯♫ @MusicalWammy]

If he asks nicely it’s a rouse. He’ll just start acting out again.