Wonky Robot

Geeky Sci-fi and B-movie obsessed Dungeon Master who will occasionally attempt to sell you a Nerdy t-shirt, but hey, a boy's got to eat, right?

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It's #Jaws week!- 8 new designs inspired by "The Greatest Film Ever Made" - You're gonna need a bigger wardrobe... https://t.co/PZNsvT2i4L

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I know mockbusters with pun-tastic titles is a genre thats pretty played out, but look at this little beauty… #NoahsShark

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The new Lego movie wasn’t quite as good as the first one, but I did enjoy the Elliot Smith joke

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@cazleon I don’t like the phrase ‘guilty pleasure’, I think if you like something you should be proud of liking it, but Riverdale is as close to a guilty pleasure as I have!

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Anyone else a fan of #Riverdale? It’s so brilliantly over the top and knowingly demented, it’s amazing... Who’s up for a game of Griffins and Gargoyles?

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I think that coffee might have, in fact, come from a Nutrimatic drinks dispenser...

https://t.co/gQt6eAUmg9

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Ugh, no nice coffee, so I had to drink some ‘Cappuccino’ sachet I found at the back of the cupboard. Its the worst thing Ive ever tasted

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You want 25% off T-Shirts. right? just hop on over to my #redbubble shop and use the code 25FORSHIRTS to get a discount on sweet designs like Jeremy Bearimy #TheGoodPlace https://t.co/SI4XyGLxBG

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Also, today's earworm is the theme tune, sung by The Supremes, no less https://t.co/bsY9NhiNCJ

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Now Im not saying this is the best film in the world, but it might be.... https://t.co/5fxNPvgjHZ

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I mean, just look at this poster...

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@NetflixUK cancel #IronFist

That’s ok, I thought. Maybe I can still get my Daughters of the Dragon fix on #LukeCage

Woke up this morning to find @NetflixUK have cancelled that too. Bastards....

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@camsteirie To be fair I’ve been curmudgeonly since before I bought my first ever issue of NME. Which had Nirvana on the front cover

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The NME used to be about cutting edge music journalism. Now it tweets things like this. Enjoy your slide into irrelevance, guys

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Although, to be fair, The Man in The High Castle is amazing

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Today on "Why is Amazon @primevideouk so forking amazing" - in a bid to challenge Netflix' streaming supremacy, Amazon is offering, erm, loads of crappy mockbusters. That will show Netflix who's boss, right?

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Also, can we all agree Simone is our new queen?

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Happy 'Lets Watch the new episode of #TheGoodPlace on @NetflixUK Day' (Or Friday, as some un-enlightened shirtballs still refer to it)

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On the subject of great paintings - did JMW Turner REALLY paint Cthulhu?

"Sunrise with Sea Monster (c.1845)"

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I'm guessing the production team for Rogue One must have glimpsed at it too...

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This morning has been mainly spent reading about The Whore of Babylon and eschatology. Oh, and discovering the greatest painting Ive ever seen...