Captain Kramerica

Data analyst and business solutions developer. Essential employee. Microsoft Power Platform nerd.

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@GovWhitmer Luckily, your Covid policies made sure there are less seniors to worry about. You can take credit for that also!

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@DinoShore @_NamrokNamrok_ Oh shit, you can fly a helicopter..,

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@_NamrokNamrok_ @cboyack The fact that this conversation was being had under the American flag hahaha

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@_NamrokNamrok_ Where is that list of all the things @elonmusk should have spent his @Twitter money on?

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@againstgrmrs Imagine that under any other circumstance, “penetrate yourself or I’ll do it for you”

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@thorpe_schuyler @_NamrokNamrok_ Not adding a third critique involving the purple haired Bluto looking she/her teacher is peak zealot

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@TIME This art lacks realism. You can’t even see any Nazi tattoos on these people.

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@GibbzMo @FaithGrace7777 @2ug2ug @TIME Hahahaha he forgot to turn off his location before tweeting from the office.

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@TIME The man who made it all possible

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@GibbzMo Wasn’t Hitler the original #PedoHitler?

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@GibbzMo Subtle lol

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@GovWhitmer “MI Tax Rebate Right Now! That’s “MI” like Michigan, not the possessive “MY.” Although it is MY plan but there is NO QUID PRO QUO! I’m not buying votes.. although I am up for re-election and who knows, if I win maybe there will be more rebates…” #whitmer2022

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@rachjuramirez @ATT paid $85B for @warnerbros. @CNN spent $300M on @CNNplus. What could $85.3B have done for the climate crisis. How many billions are wrapped up in the @Discovery deal?

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@kilmeade The Little Carmine of politics

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@GibbzMo Wait… for your meme and his post to both be true… say, you don’t think there is some kind unseen force controlling government, politics and the media do you?

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@TimJDillon The lost verse from Greatest Love of All!

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@TimJDillon What the world needs is a feminist icon that isn’t proud to be a woman. Someone that is strong enough to say, “I’m indifferent about who I am.”

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@TimJDillon Remember when @NPR named the founder of E! Entertainment Television as their CEO? Their reputation has been so �� since then.

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@GibbzMo @PrisonPlanet I think he’s a crab fisherman from that show Deadliest Catch

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@davidhogg111 Serious question, why don’t you go buy a cheap pistol? You don’t have to keep it. Just an idea.