"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."
A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.
This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.
This obituary for a Kansas man who died of #COVID19 is rightly going viral. I keep thinking about how many sacrifices our grandparents made in the Great Depression and World War ll and how so many Americans now are so whiny they won’t even wear masks. https://t.co/1VLDdUeoxx
It is official, Black Mirror Season 5 sucks.......Either that or I'm no longer interested in their crazed concocted scenarios. @blackmirror Did you guys fall off the creative and interesting content after Bandersnatch?
3️⃣ Gillette Stadium stops
2️⃣ #Patriots Super Bowl parties
1️⃣ New show in Providence this fall
RT/follow us to enter to win tix AND meet & greet passes to @OldDominion’s 11/8 show!
Can’t wait? Buy tix now: https://t.co/alOSGlVxcA
https://t.co/wDzMouVGRr
Chronicles of my life.......Had opportunity to meet cute guy today, but slept through the meeting time because I went to a late showing of Endgame last night and got lost afterwards driving home 😫😫😫 #SuchIsMyLife#NextTimeSettingAnAlarm
Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt. Starting to really think some people enjoy abusing the privilege of "Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile."
@Harriskyle39 So the real question then is: how does one individual meet their Twitter friend in person? Or are you Superman and it isn't safe to reveal how you look in glasses and be easily identified by civilians? Lol