Woody 🇺🇸⚾️

sensitive young cis man that can't take it anymore

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

nobody gives a fuck about cole phelps

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@gusherssteak7 @d_terrelli @TrapperHammer @toby_is_typing if you want something better than a crash course for diy in twitter comments then i'm open to DMs. it's worth it even if you already have test prescribed cause it's way cheap, shortages cant get the jump on you, and/or you can stock up in case shit goes south

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@gusherssteak7 @d_terrelli @TrapperHammer @toby_is_typing go to eroids dot com & youll be able to find reputable sites where lots of gymbros have left reviews & from there you'll be able to find test cyp vials with the measurements you want that aren't secretly underdosed cause theyve already been reviewed

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@gusherssteak7 @d_terrelli @TrapperHammer @toby_is_typing why would they waste additional product by lacing t for no profit & also why do you think testosterone is classified as a controlled substance

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

4/4 trans are the same who wouldn't've touched a full dose of testosterone before the age of 18 even if they had a gun to their head

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

every time someone tries to pry a crack into the "just diy it's easier than waiting & if u dont want to maybe ur jus not trans lol" argument with "you selfish pricks what if they cant access it cause of their uncontrollable circumstances?!" rebuttal it makes me heave a sigh 1/3

[Tobin Lykoudis 🪬✡︎🪬 @toby_is_typing]

Trans man: "I'm trying to get on testosterone; I'm fucking pissed off at being medically gatekept from accessing it & I'm not in a position where DIY is a viable option for me."

Y'all:

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

3/3 comments are filled with retards hyperventilating about how they're worried their t will be laced with fent if they diy so it's safe to say the types on the defense for these trans "men" who are just pulling excuses out of their ass to not start t because they arent actually

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

i'm still operating off of transmed = medically gatekeeping transitioning, but now since it's been warped to just mean transmed = thinks you need dysphoria to be trans, would it be safe to just call myself transmed since the old definition is basically dead and gone?

[Special K @ao3death]

Don't call them hons bro!

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@pawsucrazy least in saying they're fucking everywhere & if ur a pre-t trans fella that doesnt have the luxury of going stealth for one reason or another you're forced to be associated with these kinds. hell on earth

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@pawsucrazy had a "guy" in my school that dressed in a pastel pink version of the femboy amazon basics outfit with an equally as pink, big choker and kandi bracelets. sitting anywhere near her while we were both known trannies throughout my school felt like public humiliation

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@trollftm time to diy that shit

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@venusinfurs55 maybe living in a conservative area had sway in this, maybe it was pure luckshit genetics, but most folks saw me and equated short height, kind of deep voice & short hair = early pubescent cis boy. aside from those three holy grail factors there’s not much else to be done

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@venusinfurs55 bare essentials: short haircut that strikes a good balance with your facial features, dressing masc, & voice training. a lot of emphasis on voice training because it did the most heavy-lifting for me, passing wise, pre-t

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

Get me off this fucking game bro 😭😭😭

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

is a masc4masc gay relationship even possible for trannies or should i give up all considerations of eventually finding a healthy one. cant believe im wondering this shit at 17 years old

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

one side of my skull is??more moided than the other???

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@mrrfishyfish there is a certain vague mental threshold that is crossed with tucutes where words start to retain zero meaning for the sake of thought experiments that make trans people out to sound like they’re apart of an entirely different species than cis people

[Woody 🇺🇸⚾️ @WoodDeezNuts]

@slutspideyout @mrrfishyfish i’d bet on my fucking soul a cis man could larp as a transsex man and just say he got phallo to get one of you “sapphic” retards in bed with him. it’s fine to like men bro relax your death grip on the lesbian label