finesse wood

[Harry Forestell @HarryForestell]

So here’s Saint John for you. My cousin comes out of the grocery store after having bought a set of deck chairs in a burst of spring optimism. Struggle as she might, no way could she get them to fit in her car. As she’s squeezing and straining, a fellow offers to help.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

when i hear a girl say something negative abt herself in the bar bathroom

[ً @taIIant]

No one:

My dog bringing me a random stick it found outside:

[Videos that will make you laugh 😂 @EndsHumour]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day 🤣🤣😭

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

when she asks if you have any sex toys

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

a big problem in my life is that I assume everything is 15 mins away, like if I have to be somewhere at 1:00 i’m leaving at 12:45 no matter where it is

[Hails @haileyadams03]

Boy 1: shows genuine interest, texts first, actually wants to spend time with me

Me:

Boy 2: can barely hold a conversation, cancels plans the day of, plays head games constantly

Me:

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Don’t forget to take time to sit down and smoke some weed today.

[Kaelyn Pourron @kaelynpourron]

This is wilddd Rt if u have one ... I gotta know if this is real

[VT @ViolentTempo]

*Mother’s day*
Mom: So where you taking me to eat
Me: There’s food at the house

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

i need to stop cussing so much fuck

[VanJess @vanjess]

I don’t wanna be anything other than what I’ve been tryna beeeee latelyyyyy

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

how do i get my room to stop smelling like weed? and don’t say stop smoking weed in my room

[James @CaucasianJames]

did this look real be honest