massive continuity of ducks

fun tweets for fun peeps

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

we’re watching ourselves become the wall-e people in real time

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

The average American today reads at a 5th grade level. Just 30 years ago, the average American read at an 8th grade level. But we have higher graduation rates than ever, because there are no meaningful incentives at the institutional-administrative level for anyone to fix this.

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Every argument against left wing policy is basically "rich people are holding us hostage, better not upset them" said by someone who thinks this is absolutely sensible and any other opinion is childish

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

this AURA 😩

[formularacers @formularacers_]

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton on the possibility of a Championship fight:

"I've been here before. I know what I have to do."

[@SkySportsF1]

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

@admcrlsn marxist mineshaft

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

Hakeem Jeffries rn

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

congressional democrats, whose approval rating has just barely been above pediatric cancer’s for the last decade, trying to get into a “it’s him or us” stand-off with Zohran Mamdani

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I wish they'd stop calling me a terrorist. That's what I wish. I wish they'd stop calling me a radical. None of these people are radical. They just want healthcare. They want to end American militarism. They want to spend money on roads, infrastructure, on schooling, on healthcare, rather than bombs overseas." HASAN IS SPITTING 🔥

[𝕄𝔼𝕋 @BernabeuNights]

Please be fast and reliable I need Lewis to terrorise F1 again

[stale cooper @stalecooper]

can someone please tell me which of these teams lies outside the totality of social relations

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love New York 🧡💙

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[🏎️⁵🇱🇧 @alame_Clockwerk]

Schumacher GOAT case might need to rest this Hamilton guy is not a normal human being

[KC Jones #KNICKSIN26🏆 @kcjones1498]

I need Knicks by 50 tmrw I’m so deadass humble this French fuck

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

@oomfatuated happened to my good friend shane hollander

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

@selgnewsg get timothee’s name out of this tweet plz

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

wtf are you doing sitting courtside with a “stevie knicks” shirt like that shit is mad disrespectful

[marianaverse of madness @latinanosferatu]

sorry but seeing the h*aim girls LA asses courtside screaming their heads off as if they aren’t born raised and pretty much always lived in LA is pmo

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

[massive continuity of ducks @WoodchuckChuck8]

@AaronWrotkowski reluctantly (i am a paige opp) I must admit you are correct