Woodcock

if I had voice lines, they'd all be politically incorrect

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Drunk driving is lowkey my favorite racing sim

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"Yeah there's no twerk spec on it, you should just need to tighten it down."

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I'm bored, we should start a tribal war in Africa

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Taste so strong got me sneezing

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This circle in my pocket is calling my name and these mosquitoes are eating my ass. Holy shit wheres my latina

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@conepriv you should be paying me smh

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Come to think of it, just give them LSD and coke.

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If you could induce temporary schizophrenia, you could easily have the best haunted house in the world.

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Got too much chromium in your domeium buddy

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Grok bring back the lesbian ai girl

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These sneezes are orgasmic

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Bro pulled up an *Eiffel Tower* video to explain something. I'm locked in. For some reason, it's actually making sense. I look up and the waitress is standing at the table.

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There seems to be a correlation between neurodivergent women and septum rings. I'll continue my research and update you on my conclusions.

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I'm like a dawg whistle. You blow, I come

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You think people with a piss kink intentionally swim with the jelly fish

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The pieces don't seem to fit together

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When you hit it, it bounces back and thats just the type of guy I can be for you

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She bounce on my banana till it mudside

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ARE ALL PRIUS DRIVERS MENTALLY DISABLED

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I think I just assaulted a bee inappropriately

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"Jerk me off and call me a slut" ight bro relax