Wooden Toy Shack

3 Dads on toys, life as a parent and a lot of great Dad jokes!

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My mate got a job as a lion's hairdresser at the zoo today.
He is literally the mane man.

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I used to be really in to farm machinery, but I’m now an ex tractor fan.

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Q) Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A) Because the P is silent

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A sandwich walks into a pub and asks for a pint, the barman says
“sorry we don’t serve food”.

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Got my new dog from a blacksmith last weekend.

All was going well till he made a bolt for the door.

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Q) What do you call a sleeping bull?
A) A bulldozer!

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Q) How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
A) With a long bow!
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Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist!
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How to be an awesome mum! Well.... Even more awesome than you are now ;) #lifehack #woodentoys https://t.co/kK078kaPeU

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Sounds like this might save some time.... #lifehack #babytips #woodentoys https://t.co/F6PX62nYna

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Get creative with the kids #snow #craft #woodentoys https://t.co/EVh8FoN6sL

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If you're life's a bit of a clutter with kids then this is worth checking out! #lifehacks #woodentoys https://t.co/jSx0RB68Z1

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Q) What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A) An investigator!
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Who doesn't like helicopters? Not kids that's for sure! Check out the review for this lovely book about choppers :) #bookreview #woodentoys https://t.co/A2ebmLguQj

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Great book, which can help kids who are afraid of the dark... And their parents too ;) https://t.co/MMtLsEzrSH

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We can't wait to see this at the Wooden Toy Shack! #juliadonaldson #animation #woodentoys https://t.co/qQRE562eDK

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..and the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q) What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A) "Now I herd everything"

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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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Q) What vegetable needs a plumber?
A) A leek

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Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

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