Stuart Wooding

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@piersmorgan

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@piersmorgan Ødegaard’s got PTSD, 🤣

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@jk_rowling Frankly: ‘Frank-like’. Sturgeon eviscerated.

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@gracebrod1e

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@JeremyClarkson Sorry to hear your farm is shut for 2 weeks!

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@MENnewsdesk For most drivers, 30mph represents a speed increase on Regent Rd! Lucky to get into 2nd gear most times of the day.

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@BBCNews Is this a trick question?

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@MENnewsdesk Imbarrassing!

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@piersmorgan Surely, with all those hospitals @BorisJohnson built, we’ll be fine? Plenty of room!

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@bbcnickrobinson What a player. I’ve only ever seen the footage but if he was half as good as the player in those videos, he was some player. Used to love listening to his punditry on the radio for UTD away games. RIP LEGEND.

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@trussliz @realDonaldTrump Embarrassing! If not for yourself, then for those who love you, so some contricion and wear the shame of what did with some dignity! If you have any left!

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@SkyNews @RobHarris The King is Dead… RIP Denis Law. LEGEND.

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@CStoreTweets @EoECoop EoE?

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@dresserman And remember to wipe/clean the gap first, cos we’ve no money for cleaning either!

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@elonmusk @RobertKennedyJr Let the book burning begin. A new dark age awaits. When numb skulls like this attain high office, history tells us disaster is only around the corner. Our only hope is that this administration gravy-train wreck is limited to only 4 years! But their impact will felt for decades.

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@Joey7Barton Quack quack Oops.

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@domjoly He’s struggling… not landed a punch barely, 4-1 to Sunak, 15mins to go.

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@domjoly … but can’t answer a question Dom? 1st half I make it 3-0 to Sunak, your boy needs come out fighting in the 2nd or he’s toast - might not be enough for Rishi come polling day but he’s well ahead on tonight’s head to head. Where’s the plan? All he’s spouting is he’s not @trussliz

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@BBCNews Nothing to see here. His remuneration and compensation package is determined by Remco, his emoluments and incentives are inline with the market place percentiles and commensurate with the role and scale of his accountability. He achieved the metrics agreed with the Board.🤔

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@afneil You miserable old git. It was #Eurovision I respect your journalistic talents and loved your skewering of politicians, but your ‘social’ media output has become just depressing! So I’m going to do what you should have done last night, I’m switching you off! #onefootinthegrave