Sum

27. Nurse. Instagram: sumwoodward

[🐆 @rorygll2]

people forget that scott was on a love island season where contestants truly came for love #LoveIslandAllStars https://t.co/awoOmgd5zp

[Storm @stormrobinson]

If you don’t find Sydney Sweeney attractive you’re gayer than I am and I have sex with men.

[Stella Tsantekidou @Stsantek]

The birth rates are falling because there are men with anon accounts who are appalled to see what Sydney Sweeney, or any woman, looks like when they are not airbrushed, fasted and freshly pumped, posed with professional lighting and hair and make up.

[kat @cocowoofwoof]

The worst person you know got oasis tickets in the presale

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

🎶 I said mayyyybeee
You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

@Leathard18 Same

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

£40pm for groceries 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲💨

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰 @hewantswealth]

What £650 can get you a month in the UK:

£250pm - RENT 🏡
£50pm - CAR 🚗
£40pm - Groceries 🛒🥬
£150pm - Entertainment 💃🏾
£30pm - Dating 👫🏾
£50pm - Energy bill⚡️
£10pm - Mobile Phone
£50pm - Gym 🏋🏾‍♂️
£10pm - S&S ISA 📈
£10pm - Life Insurance 💀

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

I’ve waited all year to tweet this clip of Joey Essex seeing a dragon on the bridge #ImACeleb

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

@NursingTimes @nursingtimesawards #NTAwards
Let’s go ward 36 ✨✨✨

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

@MartinSLewis I queried this with SLC previously as they had me down as plan 2 - since starting my career (I’m a nurse and started at 24,000). They said it was down to my employer if they had me down as the wrong plan.. is this correct?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s so me

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

No what 😥😥😥

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

@NatWest_Help hello. Is this real?

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

Eugh

[erin @vanillaspitt]

no offence but I worked a 9-5 today and I got up at the time I normally do, went to the gym, washed hair, did makeup, had breakfast, went to work, got home, cooked dinner, went a walk & now still have time to rot on my phone for hours. ???? you people complain about THIS ??

[Jason 🪩 @Jason2299]

This Barbie is Catherine Cawood

[Sum @WoodwardSumer]

Can’t believe watching this back hahahaha

[Omar Baba @BabaOmar_]

@hannah_durcan ‘Oh we all like a bad boy though, don’t we?’
‘Yeah not a fucking nonce though Jess’