Hope you had the great weekend I wished for you. I played tennis, wrote a new bit of stand up, finished a painting, brushed the cat about 40 times, watched England beat Switzerland and saw a daft tweet of mine get about 80 million fucking views. Mental.
https://t.co/6UuwBPGJZE
https://t.co/1R4FC4A7bL
https://t.co/de0viaAlZi
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All pointing to https://t.co/Jvy0LnsZGZ.
Invites are the only way in.
Lost this domain because I didn’t get the renewal notices. Squatter sat on it for 2 years. Patience and watchfulness is a virtue.
Welcome to our “new” website.
https://t.co/HVsc4Pi7Cf
We have 16 yrs of experience shipping your vehicle from where it is to where you want it to be.
https://t.co/Jvy0Lntxwx
Sure to be this summer’s hottest viral sensation ever!
{and no, @jack has nothing to with it. Maybe @myspacetom , but probably not. And definitely not @BillGates , because he never found me to give me that “laziest person on the planet” job. 🤦♂️🖕👨💻🙊😈🧙♂️