Woodley

i only do this because there’s no yik yak anymore

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

@draftowlff Round 3 ladd mcconkey.. has the owl learned nothing?

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

Maybe the real tortured poets were the friends we made along the way

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

I could look at you for 5 seconds and tell you if you jailbroke your iPhone as a kid #knowledgeispower

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

@zbell114 This tweet looks like an autogenerated response in the postgame conferences

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

someone run me my epipen.
I’m allergic to bad vibes

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

the masculine urge to stand in the center of a resonant room and yell “ECHO” 💪😫

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

she’s a ten but her bag weighs 27 kg

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

@zbell114 bringing the heat today i see

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

Your favorite painter’s favorite painter. Kudos to Giovanni Boldini for drawing this striking portrait of painter Adolph Menzel

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

My PEMDAS of going out.

Pee
Enter dance floor
Meet some ppl
Dance
Act like I’m having fun
Sit down while everything spins

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

Me: time to go to sleep
my brain: i wonder if lawnmower roomba will ever finish his job before the grass grows back

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

@zbell114 😩💪

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

music for a poutine restaurant. Scuba-duba-dubub-bah! 🎶

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

not gonna have time to finish the King Richard movie.. but do Venus and Serena end up being good tennis players?

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

symmetry is a fool’s dream #fortunecookie

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

dude idk if this relationship can continue. She lives in west village and I live in berk 9. #longdistance #ldr

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

i’m just out here meetin blokes and makin jokes

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

Just met a kid named Raleigh while talking with a friend from Chapel Hill about my time in Durham. Did I even leave North Carolina? #duke #NorthCarolina

[Woodley @Woodxs1]

Knowledge is priceless. #fortunecookie

[Bellington IV @zbell114]

On page194, Azar said, "'What's real? Eight months in fantasyland, it tends to blur the line.'" Why does O'Brien keep mentioning this theme?