John Clements

Beer is my work and hobby. Fan of cooking and WBA. Married to the best girl in the world.

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@DAZNBoxing Just forked for the Ultimate package….. lagging vision and no sound ….. things haven’t improved since I’ve been away

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@jamesmawer Nothing would surprise me right now

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

I can only assume #WBA have searched the market for available managers who have all refused to touch the club with a barge pole. If the answer is ex players then we really have run out of intelligent options. The truth is it’s been going one way for the last decade.

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@LewisCox_star Ted Lasso !

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@SkyNews This is awful- disgraceful

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@AlbionInsights Fellows will change those stats a little if reports are correct

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@ElonMuskAOC No - lame

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@elonmuskADO No

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@AliFortescue @MisraAndrew The ‘cut and paste policy king’ Starmer: I don’t agree with anything Rishi does, but I’ll do it if you vote for me!!!! 😩 Desperate state of UK politics

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

When reporting on record breaking temperatures and #globalwarming , why do news channels such as @BBCNews @itvnews @SkyNews show footage of sunbathing, swimming and picnics? This isn’t helping anyone

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@HoggBeanz Nice one - thanks

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@TheRainbowStand I am no fan of Bruce at all. But it’s not just him. Rotten top to bottom. Shoddy recruitment of players. Poor budgetary responsibility. No contract management of players.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Cabinet reportedly meeting this afternoon after Grant Shapps is spotted wheeling a karaoke machine into No 10.

[🌎Animal Watch @Animal_Watch]

Please RT
@RickyGervais Calls For Ban On ‘Terrifying’ Animal Testing In The UK
https://t.co/pqKaLvMm14 @PlantBasedNews

Sign ✍🏼 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜 𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐭 https://t.co/6rX7gHgXPw

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

I’m calling on my MP @andrealeadsom to back Long Live The Local. Pubs and breweries need our support! Sign today at https://t.co/kM4Y9GNoKD #longlivethelocal

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

UK & US both suffer their worst day of the covid pandemic at the same time. Two countries led by populist blustering bullsh*tters who never took it seriously enough & whose handling of the crisis has been absolutely appalling from start to finish.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Ursula von Der Leyen quoted Shakespeare, spoke in 3 languages and acted with dignity and humility.

Boris Johnson said "that's it from Brussels, now for the sprouts".

An apt contrast as to what Britain now is.

A bad joke.

[John Clements @WoodyClements]

@Tesco is this really a full size cauliflower?

[Tony @purbrooktony]

Who wants a laugh? ...This still makes me cry every time I watch it! 😂😂😂

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Gavin Williamson:

I cancelled their exams and let them sit at home on their PlayStations for months on end and what thanks do I get? Threats that they’re going to take me to court that’s what! Little shits.