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@JulianAssange_2 This will end in one of two ways. 'Accidents' or lottery winning lifestyles overnight.

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@Mrjamieohara1 Fernandes is getting his hat trick of relegations

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@SkySportsPL Can he pass the ball forward without it getting intercepted?

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@Mrjamieohara1 Richarlison is the worst striker in the league and probably the worst footballer in the league too. He'd struggle in League 2.

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@Mrjamieohara1 Am I watching a replay from last season?

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@Slooties @UTD_Kem Id prefer to recall Onana from his loan to play outfield as LB over Shaw

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@UTD_Kem Another few goals to Ipswich then.

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@StretfordPaddck Same defence, same problems. It's that simple.

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@TC_UTD @UnitedStandMUFC Amorim, a good manager 🤣🤣🤣

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@theerealisttee @UnitedStandMUFC Is he a new signing of the same name? The only Zirkzee I know is League Two standards.

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@UnitedStandMUFC While I could accept not scoring against a low block team in first game, I can't accept this defence. We need more height, more physicality and in general just more quality.

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@ManUtd Try your best to sell the entire defence and buy a whole new one from league two. Saves a lot of money and no drop in quality...

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@UTDTrey We need a whole new back 4

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@DeadlineDayLive What's De Jong up to nowadays, we haven't chased him pointlessly for at least a few month now to waste everyone's time.

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@MartienBall Midfield wasn't the problem, simple defending down our left flank was!

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@UTDKarra I think at this point, the stadium announcer should ask the crowd before the game if anyone is feeling fit and wants to give LB a go.

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@StretfordPaddck A defence from several years ago that was shit then and still is now.

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@primeprozy @ManUtd I feel this tweet will still be relevant in 2028

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@SteveAutomation @ManUtd Oh it was Amorim alright. The defence however is the same defence he had and it's still awful.... Other than the Keeper who is miles better than onana

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@utdreport We need a left back!! Preferably one that can keep in position, close crosses and pass a ball forward. Basically the exact opposite to Shaw.