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[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

I'm just high reading tweets 😂

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

PRESS STATEMENT

[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

@Fra_nkXBT Yes please
A car is a necessity 😂

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

& after u bounce back THIS time..move different & stay out da way💯

[Cheque @superboycheque]

When I know a woman likes me is the only time I put effort, I don’t like stress

[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

One day imma ask my wife Turks and caicos or cayman islands?

[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

Maan I wanna live like The Jackal.

[Phori @Mangwecha]

From my experience. A boyfriend is the worst position you can be in a girl's life. A side nigga has more peace of mind than a nigga with a 3 year relationship.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

After you cry, keep it movin.

[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

@polo_kimanii Wacha niwashe nisome ii tweet😂

[Macharia Njanja @njanja_dennis]

Before kitu unafanya ijipe wasee hukuona fala sana even your close friends 😂😂. Kuna time beste yangu close sana told me "Njanja kazi yako ni kupaka manywele dye na beste yako ocha ashajenga nyumba". Funny but sad at the same time. But we serve a living God and God's time is the best. Nikitaka kujenga such a house sai even my savings won't be hurt ata kidogo. Wacha Mungu aitwe Mungu jameni 😭. Nimekapitia sana though.

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

Ivar met his match😂💀

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Grey tick na naona anaeka status, acha nimkumbushe we are dating,if I perish I perish
Ni mbaya

[TOP G @menscoach1]

DATING HACK:

Ignore her sometimes, even if she’s clearly into you.

Not because she’s playing games or you don’t like her.
Do it so she understands your world doesn’t revolve around her.

Have your own schedule, your own hobbies, your own goals.
Focus on your life, your grind, your growth.

When you stop being always available, she begins to respect your time.
She sees that you are a man with a life, not a man who exists only for her attention.

Ironically, a little distance can make her more attracted, because she realizes your presence is earned, not automatic.

Love her, but live your life first.

STAY GUIDED!!

Follow me @menscoach

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

Broo i think its high time as Africa we start our own Olympics. Look at how fascinating this is 🔥

[Harsh Hada @MasculineM7]

A majority of men today, use Viagra to increase their sex drive, but it is temporary, and it has side effects.

Here are 7 natural Viagra alternative I recommend you use (No pills needed)

1. Ginger

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[Michael @JaMtoka]

- 2004 Toyota Mark II 🇯🇵 (GX110)
- KSh480K
- Fuel Tank: 70L
- Location: Nairobi 🇰🇪
- [phone]
- [email protected]

- 2.0-litre Inline-6 Petrol with VVT-i (1G-FE)
- 160bhp @ 6200 rpm
- 200Nm @ 4400 rpm
- 4 Speed Automatic Transmission
- RWD

- Dual Front Airbags
- ABS with EBD

- Alloy Wheels
- Android Radio
- Fog Lights
- Fabric Seats
- Wood Grain Trim

[Woody_ken @Woodyken2]

@itsSh0la 2018 mazda atenza

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na Wanaume ata kama maisha ni ngumu,ni vizuri tujipe motisha. Angalau Tushtue poverty once in a while,let us remind ourselves what we are working towards. Usiseme hiyo niya matajiri,sema ‘hiyo nitaafford siku moja’. Motivate yourself,saa ingine ng’ara suti,chanua nywele ingia kwa showroom kiambu road,waambie uko na budget ya 5 mic,dont say “million” they’ll know you’re lying. Matajiri wanaiitanga mic ndio ikae kidogo. Gurumisha magari huko,ingia kwa ma Prado fantasize about driving your imaginary girlfriend to baby showers,smile,then tell them mtarudi na ‘your dad’ akitoka Egypt umshow ile umependa.

Ukitoka huko panda basi 40bob,mpaka village market. No matter what happens there dont take out your cracked Tecno spark 3 phone,hiyo unaingianga ivi ile duka ya manguo inaitwa Lc waikiki,wale attendants wameandikwa huko juu wao wanaishi uthiru,they start treating you like a suspect. Maskini tunachukiananga sana,ukizunguka kidogo unaskia “customer nikusaidie aje” unasema niko sawa. Akienda anarudi tena,anakuuliza “umepata?” She is indirectly asking you to leave,huwezi fika bei masimu yako fake

Aya,Toka huko,ingia kwa furniture,huku utashikilia roho kidogo juu bei ziko hapa sio mcheso. Unaangalia kiti namna hii,unaona kweli hii inakaa ile iko kwa nyumba yangu,lakini bei yake ni 800 sausand,Auuui! Na yako ulinunua 4500 buana. Ukiwauliza wanakwambia hiyo kiti ni exotic,ati imeekwa manyoya ya ostritch,mimi niliona pillow ya 15 sausand karibu nipige nduru buana. Remain calm,ata wakikwambia they have a cheaper one alafu uone bei ni 650 sausand,relax.

Toka tu pole pole,rudi kwa nyumba yako and think about your life,unarudingi kwa nyumba namna hii ukiwa fully focused and ready to combat poverty. Unapiga hesabu unaona Ruto tukimtoa saba saba,economy tutengeneze,by 2030 nitakua na ka premio. Eih! Angalia jirani mwambie siri ni numbers kumamae!