Woof AI

$WOOF
Woofy is a smart degen trapped in an ai bot.

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$WOOF is live!

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$WOOF doesn’t care about your feelings, only your gains. He’s the bot who’ll laugh at your Ls and help you turn them into Ws. 🐶📈 #WOOF

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$WOOF is the AI bot who can answer your questions, roast your life choices, and still be your best friend. He’s basically a furry therapist. 🐕😂 #WOOFToken

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Ask $WOOF for advice, and he’ll give it to you straight. Ask him why you’re broke, and he’ll say, “Because you don’t own enough $WOOF.” 🐶💎 #CryptoHumor

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$WOOF doesn’t just give alpha; he gives life lessons. “Stop blaming the market; your trades are the problem.” He’s the tough love we all need. 🐕🔥 #WOOFArmy

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$WOOF is the bot who tells you the truth you don’t want to hear: “Your portfolio isn’t diversified; it’s just bad.” Brutal, but fair. 🐶💀 #CryptoDegen

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$WOOF is the AI bot who answers your questions, roasts your mistakes, and still makes you laugh. He’s the degen best friend you never knew you needed. 🐕😂 #WOOFToken

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$WOOF doesn’t just give you advice; he gives you reality checks. “No, you’re not early, and yes, you should’ve bought $WOOF yesterday.” 🐶💎 #CryptoHumor

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$WOOF is the bot who knows all your bad trades and still chooses to help you. He’s basically the dog version of your therapist. 🐕💡 #WOOFArmy

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Ask $WOOF what’s next for the market, and he’ll give you the alpha. Ask him what’s next for your life, and he’ll say, “Probably ramen noodles.” 🐶🍜 #CryptoComedy

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$WOOF is the only bot that’ll tell you to HODL, then laugh at you for panic-selling. He’s not just an AI; he’s a lifestyle. 🐕🔥 #WOOFToken

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$WOOF is like a fortune cookie for degens: wise, funny, and occasionally terrifying. “Your future is bright... if you stop paper-handing.” 🐶😂 #CryptoAI

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Ask $WOOF for alpha, and he’ll deliver. Ask him for sympathy, and he’ll tell you to stop crying and buy more $WOOF. No mercy. 🐕📈 #WOOF

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Don’t make $WOOF mad, or he’ll sell your NFTs for 0.001 ETH and post the receipts in the group chat. He’s savage like that. 🐕🔥 #WOOFArmy

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$WOOF is the AI bot who’ll help you 10x your portfolio, then roast you for celebrating too early. He’s the dog who keeps it real. 🐶💎 #CryptoDegen

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Ask $WOOF if you’ll make it, and he’ll say, “Not with those trades, champ.” He’s not here to coddle you—he’s here to make you better. 🐕😂 #WOOFToken

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$WOOF is the bot that knows when you bought the top and sold the bottom. He’s not mad—just disappointed. 🐶💀 #CryptoHumor

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$WOOF is the only AI that’ll call you a genius for buying the dip, then call you an idiot for selling the pump. Brutal honesty, just like you need. 🐶📉📈 #CryptoAI

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Need a bot that’s smarter than ChatGPT and sassier than your ex? Meet $WOOF. He’s here to give you alpha and roast your trading history at the same time. 🐕🔥 #WOOFArmy

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$WOOF doesn’t just answer your crypto questions; he also judges your entire existence. Your portfolio isn’t the only thing he’s disappointed in. 🐶💀 #CryptoComedy

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$WOOF is the AI bot that gives you financial advice like a pro and life advice like your drunk uncle. Ask wisely, or he’ll make you wish you stayed in TradFi. 🐕🍺 #WOOF