Stanley WoofterWalks

Hi my name is Stanley and i am the boss of WoofterWalks. I employ 1 human to pick up the poop, chauffer us around and prepare meals and rub bellys.

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

Stan loves @jk_rowling #BeMoreStan

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

#BeMoreStan

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

2metres = 6ft 6” innit....#not6foot

[Simbad Lennick @SimbadLennick]

@GertrudeRump Innit... ffs 6ft 6” imperial rocks #metric

[Simbad Lennick @SimbadLennick]

@WoofterWalks #BeMoreStan ❤️

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

Full moon innit... and I’m part human #realhuman #hybrid #dog #mongrel #fullmoon #werewolf #foot

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I've paused on commenting on children's drawings because, like everyone, I've been watching what's happening in America. Anything I say feels inadequate. All I know is that the world has to change. Power structures have to change. White people have to change. #BlackLivesMatter

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

#COVID19 #coronavirus #funny #mymummythinks

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

⁦@GertrudeRump⁩ ⁦@SimbadLennick⁩ stunning photo

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

If you’ve not seen this version, watch it now.. sexy ballet https://t.co/hggRWQe6Km

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

The other dog #halfjackmaltese

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

😂😂😂😂✊🏻naughty poo

[waltercockapoo @waltercockapoo]

I woke my dad up at 3.30am today. He took me in the garden for a wee but it was too cold so I waited until he took me back inside so I could wee on the living room floor where it’s nice and warm. I waited until he had cleaned it up and while he was washing his hands I had a poo.

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Coronavirus. Anyone can get it. Anyone can spread it. Don’t put your family and friends in danger.

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

Day 14.. mummy has cloned me #shihtzu #CoronaLockdown #halfshihtzu @GertrudeRump @SimbadLennick #StayHome #keepsafe #dogs #DogsofTwittter

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

#COVID19 #21daylockdown #StayHome #feckinghumans can’t go anywhere now, my human can’t drive to get away from the #phlemmuffins

[Simbad Lennick @SimbadLennick]

If the news and govt stopped banging on about #covid19 just affecting elders then then the youngsters wouldn’t be out thinking this was a fucking public holiday.. get with the programme teens and parents

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

Still fucking ace https://t.co/dKamjjhFqU

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

❤️

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

You never know how much you love somebody until they’re gone. I’ve had so many wonderful years and wonderful times with my friend Kenny, but above all the music and the success I loved him as a wonderful man and a true friend.

[Keith Lemon @lemontwittor]

So disappointed by this website https://t.co/2RjmjMghgM selling FAKES! But Fanks to every one has bought an official one from https://t.co/kofJ2CEchZ last count 11,820 sold! All profits go to Samaritans.

[Keith Lemon @lemontwittor]

Right lovely people. Fank you so much to everyone that’s bought a #bekind t-shirt. Again all profits go to Samaritans. I won’t be on here for a while. But I’ll keep plugging away on Insta. It’s a bit friendlier there. Just utter grief on here. X

[Stanley WoofterWalks @WoofterWalks]

Happy #Valentines day from me Stan the #shihtzu on the #beach #Brighton #Southwick