Wookiee Leaks

🇺🇸 Patriot Wookiee NOT Woke-ee! 🇺🇸
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[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

#JoinTheResistance

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

Came down with a BAD case of Disease X this weekend but was able to combat it with my strong Y chromosome.
https://t.co/FYf2aqmker

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

For the cost of a single night's stay ($5-6k), I could decorate my entire house then buy stormtrooper armor and hire an actor to wear it for a week. No thank you, Woke Disney. https://t.co/1dMppJ0g9l

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

I will support the first non-woke beer company to produce an ad campaign exposing the Truth About Beer Goggles. You know what I’m talking about.

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Here’s a great thread on the effect of elevated CO₂ exposure on the brain and body, from a strong individual willing to admit he was wrong. Hear him out:

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

Now that I’ve fully shed my Winter Wookiee Coat, I’m really looking forward to tomorrow.
https://t.co/aEAtLSJjyD

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@Jules31415 @TheBabylonBee From this point on, @TheBablyonBee is my primary source for news and current events.

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@2MASX @elonmusk @TheBabylonBee https://t.co/xA9sFNSY3b

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How about if after school, @TuckerCarlson and @donlemon meet out on the playground and we settle this… Once And For All. #AfterSchoolFight #FightClub

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How about if after school, @TuckerCarlson and @donlemon meet out on the playground and we settle this… Once And For All. #AfterSchoolFight #FightClub

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Fox News Fires The Only Reason People Watch Fox News https://t.co/x8qz6THmy5

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@EdKrassen https://t.co/KPZSZGFbMt

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It looks like @donlemon couldn't be bothered to type his own Tweet, and instead used a screenshot of the recommended message provided by his agent?

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

It looks like @donlemon couldn't be bothered to type his own Tweet, and instead used a screenshot of the recommended message provided by his agent?

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

@BrockRiddickIFB @mk_sqvl @elonmusk *won’t

Unless… it was intentionul?

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@thatkocevarkid @LPMisesCaucus The govt is not “getting more and more corrupt”. It’s been this way for decades. But make no mistake, it’s not the ‘system’ that’s failed. This corruption, greed, and evil continues to fester in the hearts of men. Let There Be Light.

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@Starseedk2 @SperainDeo1 @LPMisesCaucus <<shoots coffee out nose>>

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Do Mandalorians remove their helmets when they do the sax?

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

Release It Almost

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What a graceful move from a true gentleman. We will continue to pray for you and for the future of our nation.

[Mike Pompeo @mikepompeo]

Susan and I have concluded, after much consideration and prayer, that I will not present myself as a candidate to become President of the United States in the 2024 election.

[Wookiee Leaks @WookieeLeaks]

@gadsden_guy @DC_Draino "nailed it"

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@Ms_Informatian @DC_Draino “Used to”

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Cut out the middle man! It’s always been piss poor, so seems fitting for a piss pour.

[LoneStarMedic @acls9_9]

What #song is best here??? Real men of genius? real ladies use it to clean toilet now, so there's that, good bye and good riddance Bud @BudLightSadness