Samuel Gomez

'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. —Book of Armaments

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

3-2-1 Contact!

3-2-1 Contact Opening Theme/Intro 1983-1986 #2 https://t.co/EUTWr64gET via @YouTube

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

@mattwritesbooks sounds like a less retarded @Shanemgillis.

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

@USPSHelp Good morning. I have a package that has been processing for 3 days in San Mateo. What should I do?

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Just watched a preview for #Argylle. It looks like a good time. If I’m note broke when it comes out, I’ll give it a view. #poocornwithbutterreecespiecesandacoke

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Free Alex Jones!
https://t.co/eZmI9QAVuW

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Imagine having hearing loss today because you were blasting Nickelback at full volume in the 90s.

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Wow! 😂😂🤣 What a voice. I heard him singing and said what a great voice he has. The best voice.

https://t.co/puUq04b84A

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Everybody talks shit about drug dealers until they need a drug dealer.

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

If you’ve ever seen this screen, you cheated. 😆 #shadowgate #nes

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Armed 75-Year-Old Woman Goes John Wick On Armed Home Invaders In Oakland https://t.co/GQ8rIcpiPR via @YouTube

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

We goin’ to Sizzler! #MegaMillions #Powerball

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

You win the billion dollar Powerball tonight. What's the first thing you buy?

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

@dc_mma was really out there pushing kids. 😅
https://t.co/Hz71ww20lQ

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Ella Baila Sola Simpson cover https://t.co/J8w43KwVp3 via @YouTube

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Ron Wick is about to call in a reservation for 8. 👀 #WritersGuildofAmerica #SAGAFTRA
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[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Also a good pro-abortion argument.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

communists are trying to sterilize themselves

It's a self correcting problem

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

I never knew the Hebrew meaning in his name! #superman

Kal, or קל, means "easy" or "light" - but it's important to remember that with the creators' accents at the time, Kal would be read as Kol, or קול, meaning "voice." El in Hebrew, אל, means "God," thus Superman's name in Hebrew is קול-אל, which loosely translates to "the voice of God." This does not necessarily mean that Superman is God incarnate or even directly sent by God, but rather is an instrument of God - a person with incredible powers who saves lives and fights for the weak and downtrodden.

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

Della Maddalena is gonna hit that button. #UFCVegas77

[Samuel Gomez @WookieeSlayer]

They had the grand finale in the back of the van!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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