Jay R Wooley

Construction worker, race fan, SWT grad

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

There are few bigger douchebags on this entire planet than Rafael "Ted" Cruz

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Beautiful San Marcos, Texas as seen from the air in 1936. The town had a population of 5500 or so then; it's currently more than 75,000. This is a huge, high resolution photo, which means you should be able to enlarge it mightily and see the details. Clearly visible are Texas State University, the San Marcos River etc ....

Super duper!

[JT Ennis @jt_ennis]

FACT CHECK: FALSE

Ken Paxton’s dark money super PACs are peddling both deepfakes and good old fashioned lies.

Not a surprise from the most corrupt politician in Texas.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drag queens ain't done shit to you

[Jay R Wooley @WooleyJay]

@primate_refuge Fingers crossed it goes well!

[Kalitta Motorsports @TeamKalitta]

BACK-TO-BACK AND INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS! 🏆

Shawn Langdon gets it done at the inaugural #GreatLakesNats AND resets the Top Fuel speed record with a 346.95 MPH run — the fastest speed in Top Fuel history.

That’s one way to start the Countdown. 💪

#KalittaAir • @Revchem_ • @MacTools38 • @mobil1racing • @SealMasterNet • @FifthThird • @DHLUS • @SoundGearHear • @DaycoOfficial • @gerbercollision • @HounderCo • @applied_innov8 • @ShawnLangdon333

#TeamKalitta #NHRA #Racing

[Jay R Wooley @WooleyJay]

@TexasFancyBoots No, it's "OU sucks" all year long, no matter where you are 🤘🏼. But I love cussing whenever possible

[NHRA @NHRA]

.@FastJackBeckman wins the @CornwellTools #USNats!

[Tony Stewart Racing Nitro @TSRnitro]

ROUND ONE IN BRAINERD:

@LeahPruett_TF ran her CAREER BEST SPEED at 341.08MPH with an ET of 3.70, sending her to round 2 against Shawn Langdon.

@MattHagan_FC goes LOW ET OF THE ROUND in E1, advancing to next round where he will face Chad Green.

TUNE IN TO FS1 - 6:30PM - 9:30PM ET for ALL the action.

@Dodge | @AmericanRebel99 | @rushtruckcenter | @NHRA

[Jay R Wooley @WooleyJay]

@76stacc No doubt

[Jay R Wooley @WooleyJay]

@76stacc Best fries out there @pterrys

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The people who chanted Fuck Joe Biden over gas prices, egg prices, and Afghanistan withdrawal are suddenly fine with everything going on right now.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

trump wants to prosecute an Olympian athlete for allegedly cutting the reflecting pool (he didn't), while he PARDONED January 6th rioters who savagely beat cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers, bashed in windows, and smeared shit on the walls.

Utter INSANE bullshit.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump got the COVID vaccine and like 12 booster shots. Never forget that you stupid MAGA neanderthals.

[Jay R Wooley @WooleyJay]

@TracesofTexas Surveying history is great 👍🏼. Thanks!

[Traeyz ♠️ @TraeyzX]

Jay Leno says a widow tried to sell him a Ferrari for $350,000, so he helped her turn it into $3,750,000 instead.

​“I get enough free stuff like that, that’s right, that’s very nice. You don’t need to start screwing people over.”

​“I said, ‘If I can get you close to 4 million for that car, will you bake me some cookies?’ And she said, ‘Why? It’s not worth that much.’ I go, ‘It’s worth that much.’”

​“I don’t like it when I hear people tell me a story how they screwed some old guy out of a car. I hate those kind of stories. I like these kind of stories.”

[Josh Hart @joshharttf]

SPEEDMASTER 💥 No. 1 Qualifiers here in Seattle. The stars aligned. 3.685 at 335.40mph. Race day ready.

@speedmaster1979 • @burnyzz • @CornwellTools • @jfr_racing • @nhra • #NorthwestNats

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The dog has his own motorcycle.. 😎

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We couldn't say it any better, @ochocinco.

Watch the latest episode of On the Gas with @Blaney presented by @DrinkBODYARMOR now on our YouTube channel.