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I’m not superstitious, but I am a littlestitous

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

How bout Dow?

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man kiling himself if another kid can't read your mind.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free

[Adam Hlaváč @adamhlavac]

andor starting to look like a documentary.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.

[Chucho Roldán @ChuchoRZ]

Arkham Asylum

[greg @greg16676935420]

Wait a second

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Ordered a beer and a sausage. Took 20 minutes to be served the beer. I'm afraid the wurst is yet to come.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

dawg that ain’t a pancake that a yu-gi-oh card😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

just got to my cabin for new years

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af