makita

Software Consulting Executive, Chicago Sports fan and father of 3.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

These hoes out here thinking STD stands for "Suck that dick"

[makita @Woolleyevv]

I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#GirlsLikeItWhenYou Give them their space.. Every girl knows that one annoying guy who's constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

[makita @Woolleyevv]

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

16&Pregnant. 15&Fucking. 14&sucking. 13&Licking. 12&Fingering. 11&Rubbing. 10&Touching. 9&Kissing ..Welcome to our Fucked up generation..

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#HowToMakeMeMad Lie to my face.. Id rather be hurt with the truth than pleased with a lie.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

[makita @Woolleyevv]

This hoe got 10 seconds to get the hell up outta my face before i set that weave on fire..

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#WaysToGetShot Leave the door open when you leave my room.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Cheat?

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl I don't CARE about calories. If I'm hungry , I'm gonna eat!

[makita @Woolleyevv]

Get rich or die ratchet.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

R.I.P Amanda Todd. When are yall gonna realize that bullying aint no joke.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

I asked God to protect me from my enemies... I started loosing friends.

[makita @Woolleyevv]

#YoullNeverUnderstand how badly i want to knock you out..

[makita @Woolleyevv]

You might have a million dollar body but you got a food stamp face..

[makita @Woolleyevv]

Girls be like "10/23/12 I love you babe <3" hoe isn't that today?

[makita @Woolleyevv]

Why white people in scary movies be like "GEE GOLLY WHATS OVER THERE?" ? ? Nigga if i hear a noise im outta that bitch!